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tonesp
tonesp Member Posts: 844
edited 29. Nov 2011, 18:36 in Community Chit-chat archive
Eccentric:- A rich head case

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Politician
    .Someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

    Stalemate
    A leading cause of divorce.

    Smile
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Tears
    The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

    Argument
    A discussion that occurs when you're right, and continues until he realizes it.

    Thesaurus
    A dinosaur that studies words.

    Caesarean section
    High-rent area in Rome.

    Skeleton
    A collection of bones with the person scraped off.
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