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he gave up, choosing instead0
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a nice big fat cigar........... :rudolph:0
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made exclusively from the rareIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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of rarest, almost prohibitively expensive0
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dung from an aged mayflyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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That smelled of damp dogs0
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who'd rolled in unmentionable stuff :shock:0
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(which he'd failed to mention)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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secrets and lies came easy0
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to him, a former spyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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" I will say zees only.....0
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when appropriate, which is almost0
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Music to the rovers earsWHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE0
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which flapped wildly in the0
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force 9 gale blowing from0
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the north, calling at Glassgoo, ........0
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Before adding in Aberdeen and0
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and Aberystwyth, not to mentionIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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his unmentionables, because that would0
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be totally unmentionable and unmemorableIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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probably unseemly, all things considered0
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though all things rarely areIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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unless by interested parties like0
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those likely to benefit fromIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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a really good, long hard0
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