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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    he gave up, choosing instead
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,458
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    a nice big fat cigar........... :rudolph:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    made exclusively from the rare
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    of rarest, almost prohibitively expensive
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    dung from an aged mayfly
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
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    That smelled of damp dogs
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    who'd rolled in unmentionable stuff :shock:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    (which he'd failed to mention)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    secrets and lies came easy
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    to him, a former spy
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    " I will say zees only.....
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    when appropriate, which is almost
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
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    Music to the rovers ears
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    which flapped wildly in the
  • frogmorton
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    force 9 gale blowing from
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,458
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    the north, calling at Glassgoo, ........
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    Before adding in Aberdeen and
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    and Aberystwyth, not to mention
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    his unmentionables, because that would
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    be totally unmentionable and unmemorable
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    probably unseemly, all things considered
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    though all things rarely are
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,414
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    unless by interested parties like
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    those likely to benefit from
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    a really good, long hard
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