Christmas Songs for AC

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,697
edited 10. Dec 2015, 08:11 in Community Chit-chat archive
I think we've probably done the lyrics of carols to death but how about some inspiring song titles for us. I'll get you all going with:

Christmas in Plaster of Paris

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two New Knees

Limping Around the Christmas Tree

Do They Know It's Steroids?

Happy Christmas (Operation Is Over)

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like R.A.

Opiate Wonderland

Rudolph the Arthritic Reindeer

Have Yourself a Coco-Fuelled Christmas
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

Comments

  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Those are wonderful. I'll have to put my thinking cap on and see if I can come up with anything.
    He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
    Julian of Norwich
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Now I can sing along to that one.. :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fairytale of New Meds
    Do They Know It's Arthritis
    Sulfa Baby
    Christine
  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 8,899
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Solpadol morphine and aldronic acid
    what a wonderful world it is.
    take care
    joan xx
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Come All You Arthritics.
    I Saw Mummy Taking RA Meds.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    An NSAID Tale of New York or

    A DMARD Tale etc, etc.

    Do They Know it's Methmas?

    And as John Lennon once sang 'And so this is arthritis'.

    DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 3,635
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You are all giving the Moderating Team something chuckle about
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,697
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Me too. Especially Christine's. I'm glad I started it. You lot can always be relied on. Now where's Numpty? She's one of the best for our bits of nonsense.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,697
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Holly and the I.V.

    Do You Swallow What I Swallow?

    Frosty the Humira Man

    Wheelchair Ride

    Gouty Toe and Wine

    Fairytale of New Cure
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    CoCo CoCo Emmanuel
    Hark Humira Angels sing
    Good King Diclofen
    Zimmer Carol
  • pot80
    pot80 Member Posts: 109
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ding Dong rheumally on high, My joints in bed are aching.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Member Posts: 3,583
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fantastic, I'd have all those on my iPod if I could. :lol:

    Leflunomide, Leflunomide
    12 weeks and I'm still flaring!

    :oops:

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A Heinlein