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Hi Toni and toady

Just a little poem inspired by toady about hair clips - I did actually “research” this a little bit, but if any of the “deets” as young people sometimes say, lol, are not quite right, no one take offence it’s only a poem 😂

Ok bye for now tc xx

Vc poem called “toady’s smelted hair clips from the Lord of the blings”
Narya was a hair- clip that inspired hairdresser - related resistance
The Nenya hair - clip had powers of water, used with gel it tames fly -aways with such persistence
Vilya was the healing hair clip - like petroleum jelly on skin
Such good quality accessories that never entered the dustbin
The hairdresser himself was Sauron of Mount Doom
The owners of subordinate clips would cower whenever he entered the room
The Dwarf Lords were tough for they were the hairdressers of yore
For when toady had had enough they cut her locks with just one stroke of the sacred sword, it was no chore
No grazes or tiny injuries, the Dwarf Lords were masters of their trade
The only problem was that the littleys had gobbled up all their treats, fruit salad (yummy yummy) and swigged down their lemonade

hi again Toni

Yes sleek is in the dolls house and has overeaten lol

Yes the littleys have exterminated all the cheese as they say on Dr Chew

At least I’m able to watch tv which doesn’t feature cobra monster snake hybrids etc

Or the rookie monster singing insincere ballads of the fruit salad variety

LA slept through but BR got up at 2am and wanted water, mum was up then briefly so she helped him.

But at one point they will both be staying for 5 nights - I may need your prayers then or possibly I’ll ask the gracious toady if I can stay a bit longer in the biccie cupboard lol

I must admit I partook of a Cornish pasty today

But it has been a while since my last beef plus sat fat - related sin I guess

Dad left tablets lying about, LA found them and gave them to mum

Thank God BR didn’t find them and eat them, we told dad this cannot happen again

Ok I’m trying to go to bed a bit earlier, at least the aim lol

👋have a good night toady Toni Joan Jojo SK S knee etc tc xx

Ps Toni when LA told you to make him something with cheese, this isn’t what he had in mind 😂xx

Hi all 👋 just a mini hello to keep my place so to speak 😁 one day down two to go. Up at 6am today because I got up for the milk and wasn't worth going back to bed again. Downhill all the way now I hope 🤞 I will be injecting tomorrow (timing!), it's all go 😂.

Thank you for the moral support as always frog, Sleek is a trouper 👍️ sorry I kept her rather late 😳😉 and thank you for Moocha monkey, you are a v good sport 😊🤭. Catch up soon touch wood, for proper news etc, my poor garden, when will I get back to you 😣 hope yours is ok, heavy rain here tonight. Love to all 😘 xx

One coffee, no bics is today's 'tally' for workmen Joan 😄 can't remember what the chap tomorrow usually has or whether he'll be on his own. The neighbours were doing something to the outside drainpipe, technically half mine I suppose, so will benefit me, so mustn't grumble. At least it's a one-off job 👍️. Now it's my turn to have a bit of noisy work I bet everyone will be out & manage to avoid it 🤷‍♀️. Hope Charlie gets on ok while he's away. Love to you & Pepper 😘 xx

Have a good night bosh and I will return to the poem in due course, which I love, a whole world of legendary hairgrips 😀 and the Dwarf Lords are terrific 👍️. Take care will catch up properly soon, have read back but probably haven't taken everything in, I note though that there may be a longer littley visit so yes do book early at the biccie cupboard to avoid disappointment (joking of course, I will make an open reservation 😉). Hope you made it to bed early and you have a good walk to group 👋 xx

How very very infuriating that was Carol, very sorry for you, December 2023 for goodness' sake 🙄 hope the next appt goes well wish you lots of luck xx

Hoping your results were back as planned and were helpful Jojo 🤞 have a good night xx

Have a good night SK glad everyone well and had a nice Easter, not a single egg here poor me 😔 (there was chocolate, just too stingy to pay for overpriced Easter stuff 😄. The well-known classic small egg, they are meant to come in fours, not threes 🙄😠😂). xx

Hope Stuart doing as well as poss and has been doing something in the garden unlike myself 😬 xx

Have a good night all 😴 xx

good morning Toni

Wppl xx

Ps toast - mobile for you xx

Hi toady I hope you are well and I hope you have a good day hopefully the workmen don't get in your way too much. Still haven't heard much they left a voice mail saying they are going to check my results yesterday just to bear with them so no news must be good news right?

migraine city ☹️

cheer me up photos.

Sorry to hear that Skinny Keef, I hope you feel better soon tc x

hi Toni toady Joan Jojo SK

Sorry so tired

Got a cold

Good night all tc xx

Night all 😴 long day, fairly shattered off to bed - have to do it all again tomorrow 😬 hopefully that's the end of for this week and might knock off early with a bit of luck you never know 🤞

Love to all and take care especially everyone having a bad day or the sniffles etc, do hope Paul tested neg frog 🤞 thank you for Elfie, a lovely surprise 😘 xx

Sleep well everyone xx

Good morning everyone

Toady (()) I hope the workmen didn’t cause you too many problems. Have a good day

Toni (()) how is Sleek is she still losing weight. Have a good day I hope Paul feels better soon (()) and you don’t catch it.

Reshmi (()) sorry you have a cold (()) love to your mum (())

Stuart (()) have a good day sorry your ankle is so painful. Love to your mum (())

Skinny Keef (()) sorry you have a migraine your plants are lovely have a good day. Love to Loanda (()) and Sucr’e (())