Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Why is abbreviated such a long word? How…
penalty time.. No wonder we go home :roll: :cry: :cry:
Im getting ready for my operation. Any suggestions of things to help stop me getting bored while Im recovering from my THR. Ive bought books & magazines , got tv & sky. Im not used to being in the house all the time, I like being outdoors so I know its going to be very hard for me. I breed & show Siamese Cats, so Ive got…
It is my dads 50th birthday this October, and I have no idea what to get the man that has everything or can buy himself anything he wants?
….get down to an Asian market asap. The Pakistani Honey Mangoes are in season - and it’s not a long season - but these are the kings of Mangoland. They are nectar and ambrosia combined. They have more flavour and juice than any mangoes you’ve ever tasted and are best eaten with no-one else around, in old, waterproof…
Hi Rob :D Wishing you a very happy birthday on this sunny day. I know you have not been on the forum since last December but things were good then so I hope that all is going well for you still. Have a great day. :D Elna x
Hello I have been trying to find a local support in South Warwickshire. Does anybody know of any please? Susie
Hi, This is nothing to do with Arthritis, so thats why im putting it in Chit chat. I went for an ultrasound scan yesterday for a lump on the inside of my thigh and doc said it is a fatty lump called a lipoma. Apparently, it is quite large and removing it would mean a large ish scar and would be a difficult recovery cos of…
well to be honest the bleach tends to get used here there and every where and in doing so have bleached my favorite work trousers and cut offs they both black so decided to dye them and a pair of jeans i washed right way round and look crap now. all went well but did not have any rubber gloves and did not feel like trip to…
OK I know I forgot about the horses head quiz and I’m really sorry but I’m out of bed and feeling better You can’t believe what a time I’ve had this week. Spent most of it at the hospital again. Anyway I decided to do a proper quiz for you with real proper answers so take your time and ill give you the answers in a day or…
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