Some Questions for you to muse over

Colin1

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
Why is a boxing ring square?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff
Why do you click start to turn off your computer
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Avrielle

Ok.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Because the face muscles seem to automatically cause the mouth to open when you raise your eyebrows and lower your eyelids to apply the masscara.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose
Only if it was drinking milk :?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil
Baby oil is made from a mineral oil extracted from plants and is not too disimilar to petrolium.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
As long as the bottle is air tight then the glue will remain liquid. But I can't say why glue sticks seem to never stick inside the container!

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Noticed how Mystic Meg is never seen anymore? She obviously won the lottery!

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
So it can be used as an example, obviously! Abbreviated - Abbrv.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
He drives his snow plough! He keeps the snow plough at home with him.

Why is a boxing ring square?
If it was truely a ring, then the boxers would get too dizzy to fight when they dance around eachother!

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff
It is probably too heavy and the plane wouldn't take off. Plus, Ryanair and such would never pay for that much of that box material!

Why do you click start to turn off your computer
Cuz Windows didn't think things through... As usual! Lol!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Is it? Ooo-er. Probably so that washing up liquid companies can have an excuse to charge you near £3 a bottle in a supermarket!!

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Because they are only practicing their medical knowledge. Doctors in hospitals don't, though. So maybe they are practicing to become a hospital doctor?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Of course they can! They just strip to their skins which is why it is called skinny-dipping.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
You can't choke a Smurf! Thats cruel! But if you must, then in therory it would turn red. Or possibly black.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yep! Because it is the court who is hearing, not the defendant/prosecutor. However, if the judge was deaf, then an argument could be made against the naming of it.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him
Nobody cares about Jimmy. But how would anybody know not to care if there wasn't the song to say it?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Yep! Reasons unknown. But I do have a song that is a kinky version of the alphabet and followed by a kinky version of Twinkle Twinkle, so perhaps someone thought that the tune needed to be the same to be able to create such a silly and funny song!

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Because I truely am that sad!

earthspirit

avrielle you are a true genius in your replies! you amused and entertained me and i was even laughing out loud

Colin1

Avrielle I love you
Your score out of 18 you got 25
LMAO
Colin