as useless as.........?

carol101

Come on guys, how many 'as useless as.....' sayings can you come up with?

Let's see if i can start us off

1. As useless as a chocolate teapot

2. As useless as a chocolate fire guard

3. As useless as a pair of glasses on a man with one ear

4. As useless as an ash tray on a motor bike

5. As useless as a one armed juggler

6. As useless as a windshield wiper on a submarine

7. As useless as a one legged man in a butt kicking competition



Oh i'm done, over to you guys


Carol X

mellman01

As useless as t#@'s on a bull

debbierose

as useless as a freezer in iceland

lindalegs

As useless as me :shock: :shock:

Luv Legs

joanlawson

As useless as Gordon Brown :?: :?:

Joan

page35

Linda you are no way useless,
you have been very useful to me
page

cant think of anything useless at mo :roll:

page35

thought of one
as useless as a glass hammer

annie_mial

.......useless as a knitted bucket.....

Annie

mellman01

as useless as a porthole on a submarine

carol101

As useless as a man in a nuns convent :oops:

minky67

as useless as a dog that dont bark
as useless as a painkiller that doesnt kill pain
as useless as my OH(not really but stepson is)
as useless as me 1st thing in the morning
as uselss s a bath with no plug
debs

valval

as usless as no ink
as usless as lap top with virus
as usless as size 12 trousers (to me lol)

mellman01

As useless as Gordon Brown, Hmm come to think of it as useless as an MP will do.

c4thyg

As useless as an inflatable dart board.

By the way, my hubby can juggle one handed!