Love Making Tips For Seniors

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lindalegs
lindalegs Member Posts: 5,393
edited 24. Nov 2009, 16:02 in Community Chit-chat archive
Love Making Tips For Seniors


1. Wear your glasses.
TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes,
In case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.
(Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Make all the noise you want...
The neighbours are deaf too.

8. Don't even think about trying it twice :shock:


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetheart says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the car park.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the toilet.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

:wink::lol::lol:
Love, Legs x
'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    This means I'm definately young.........

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    Eerrrr 3 minutes.....got time to make a cup of tea as well then.....

    Rob x
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    annd some toast as well.

    Rob x
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  • c4thyg
    c4thyg Member Posts: 542
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Fantastic! Gotta send this one to my mother. :lol:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 19. Nov 2009, 17:37
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    Oh, come on,everyone. you're only as old as the person you feel, so don't give up just yet :!: :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    c4thyg wrote:
    Fantastic! Gotta send this one to my mother. :lol:

    Send it to your mother :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

    Why? Do parents do things like that then :?: :?:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thanks legs, It is very good. Going to send it to a few people, they will laugh

    trisher xx
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thanks linda this really cheered me up today keep em coming the posts i mean. :D
    Joanne
  • katekelly
    katekelly Member Posts: 975
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Welcome to my world peeps!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Only one tip, DON'T GET CAUGHT. Because you can't run away.
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    Joseph 8)
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  • psyart
    psyart Member Posts: 600
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    remember to have a cuppa next to you, cause i'm sure you will need a drink half way through.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    louise
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