willy eating

debbierose
debbierose Member Posts: 403
edited 21. Nov 2009, 14:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
did any one watch the river monsters last night about fish that live in the amazon, they were catfish of varied sizes,
and they were horrible one eat a fisherman whole, another swam up the willy of a man and they took hime to see it dead in a jar at the hospital a two hour op to get it out, I dont think I'll be dipping me toes in the water any time soon.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Debbie

    What was dead in the jar :?: The man's willy, or the fish :?:

    Joan
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 20. Nov 2009, 12:46
    debbierose wrote:
    did any one watch the river monsters last night about fish that live in the amazon, they were catfish of varied sizes,
    and they were horrible one eat a fisherman whole, another swam up the willy of a man and they took hime to see it dead in a jar at the hospital a two hour op to get it out, I dont think I'll be dipping me toes in the water any time soon.

    Made my eyes water......Candiru....

    'Do' woman as well.... p010.gif ....not yer toes you got to worry about dipping

    Once they're 'up'......can only be removed surgically..

    Be OK....I got my Swiss Army Knife

    Yucky..............Rob x
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  • debbierose
    debbierose Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Debbie

    What was dead in the jar :?: The man's willy, or the fish :?:

    Joan

    it was the dead catfish it was long and thin and had its head pointing down!!!
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Phew Debbie, that's a relief :!: I expect it was to him too :!:

    Joan
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  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I saw it just shows there are some dangerous creatures out there. must have been painful for the man and i bet he wont take a quick pee in the water again! :D joanne
    Joanne
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Debbie

    I didn't see the programme, but I'm intrigued to know. Why did the fish swim up the man's willy? What was it hoping to find? Or was it a case of mistaken identity and it thought it was getting it on with a lady catfish? I need to know :!: :lol:

    Joan
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :-)

    Nx
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Its a parasite......and thats the way it enters its victim.........follow scent of urine

    Left to its own devices.....eats you away from inside...

    Rob x
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 20. Nov 2009, 13:17
    Hi Debbie R

    I did not see it. What channel was it on. That must have been painful :shock:

    He needed a 2 hour op. That must have been really painful. Poor man.

    Rob

    It was only small then. Did the man just go for a pee and the catfish got in then :shock
    Otherwise how did he get in there :?:What staion was it on :?: :?:

    Trisher xx
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The little critter your on about follows amonia in the water and normally lives in the gills of fish,but if you pee into the river or go into the water they will go in the old chaps eye where they deploy barbs to lick themselves into position,isn't nature wonderful!. Do you think is proof god doesn't exist?. I mean can you imagine he sat there on the 5th day and say's I know what I'll make a fish that will swim up the eye of a mans tadger!?. Well maybe it's just me as :wink: I can't!
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    The little critter your on about follows amonia in the water and normally lives in the gills of fish,but if you pee into the river or go into the water they will go in the old chaps eye where they deploy barbs to lick themselves into position,isn't nature wonderful!. Do you think is proof god doesn't exist?. I mean can you imagine he sat there on the 5th day and say's I know what I'll make a fish that will swim up the eye of a mans tadger!?. Well maybe it's just me as :wink: I can't!

    Thank you Mell. You are a mine of information. Those barbs sound a bit painful :!:

    Now the God question. Here's a philosophical question for you.

    If things like parasites and slugs and nasty critters didn't exist, would we be able to appreciate the beauty of a butterfly, the colours of a peacock's tail, the robin's red breast? If there was no ugliness in the world, would we fully understand its beauty?

    Joan
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie
  • gickygawky
    gickygawky Member Posts: 478
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That poor poor fellow!! :cry::cry:
    Hubby and I jumped out of our skin when we saw the size of the parasitic fish that found a new home!
    We thought it would be the size of a gnat but it was huge!!!The guy was very quiet when he was shown it in the glass jar wasn't he! :shock:

    And the teeth on the greedy fish that swallowed the other fish! My god! i'm never going near the water again!
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Yes, definitely :!: I don't suppose the poor fellow with the parasite up his willy thought that though :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

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    Naughty step for you, my boy :!: :!:
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  • indigo
    indigo Member Posts: 113
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

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    Used one of Adam's ribs....

    the tickly one.......

    Love Indigo (x)
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    indigo wrote:
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

    Rob x n075.gif

    Used one of Adam's ribs....

    the tickly one.......

    Love Indigo (x)

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    Sure I don't know what you mean???
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    That a rib eh???

    Rob x
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hmm hi Joan good point, the thing is that all we perceive as beauty in nature has more to do with basic instinct and survival, looking out on my garden I see all kinds of critters flitting from here to there to the untrained eye it looks so peaceful but in reality it’s a god dam war zone full of things looking for the next meal or mate, but saying that it’s this need to feed and breed that gives us so much diversity, without struggle it would be a bland as hell, for me I don’t really see ugliness but incredible symmetry that’s been honed through constant struggle to make the creatures we see the best it can be to survive, from maggots to blue whales each creature has a function and is exploiting a gap in the echo system, everything has a place within the complex web of life, what is ugly to me is the way humans exploit and destroy nature for profit with scant regard for the damage he has done or what has been lost, we are such an incredible dynamic species we are the only one on Earth that has the ability to reason question and understand the echo system of this amazing oasis in the dark void we inhabit, we can do incredible amounts of good but also we can do unimaginable harm, if you want to see god then he is within us, sadly we tend to choose the latter and this is due to one really bad trait again only possessed by us humans and that is greed, there is an old Cree Indian saying that epitomises this brilliantly and it is this.

    Only after the last deer ahs been killed
    The last tree cut down
    And the last fish has been caught
    Then and only then you will understand
    You can’t eat money.

    Sorry I went off on one a bit, well a lot!.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    for me I don’t really see ugliness but incredible symmetry that’s been honed through constant struggle to make the creatures we see the best it can be to survive, from maggots to blue whales each creature has a function and is exploiting a gap in the echo system, everything has a place within the complex web of life,[/i]

    Hi Mell

    That was very interesting and poetically put. The complex web of life is what makes the world go round, and also what makes it such an exciting place to be. You are right about the incedible symmetry of nature, and we upset that at our peril.

    The Cree Indian saying is very true, isn't it ?

    Joan
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  • debbierose
    debbierose Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Debbie

    I didn't see the programme, but I'm intrigued to know. Why did the fish swim up the man's willy? What was it hoping to find? Or was it a case of mistaken identity and it thought it was getting it on with a lady catfish? I need to know :!: :lol:

    Joan

    the fish was attracted by the wee and swam up the mans willy.
  • debbierose
    debbierose Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

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    ROBERT!
  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

    Rob x n075.gif

    ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only 1 reason God invented man.

    Eve was in the garden of Eden and saw a cow roaming around. The cow had 3 t*ts, she looked down at herself and she only had 2.

    Eve said to God 'Why have you given cows 3 t*ts but i only have 2?'

    God replied 'Why, what's wrong Eve? Would you like 3 too?'

    'No' replied Eve. 'But i think the cow should only have 2'.

    God cut one of the t*ts off the cow. With it in his hand he turned to Eve and said 'Right, what shall i do with this usless t*t?'

    Carol X
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    carol101 wrote:
    robertls wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    Do you think, perhaps, that God has a sense of humour :?:

    Annie

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

    Rob x n075.gif

    ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only 1 reason God invented man.

    Eve was in the garden of Eden and saw a cow roaming around. The cow had 3 t*ts, she looked down at herself and she only had 2.

    Eve said to God 'Why have you given cows 3 t*ts but i only have 2?'

    God replied 'Why, what's wrong Eve? Would you like 3 too?'

    'No' replied Eve. 'But i think the cow should only have 2'.

    God cut one of the t*ts off the cow. With it in his hand he turned to Eve and said 'Right, what shall i do with this usless t*t?'

    Carol X

    Yer........................so what did they do with it ?????
    :?: :?: :?:

    Rob x
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  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    carol101 wrote:
    robertls wrote:

    Must have..........he 'invented woman'

    Rob x n075.gif

    ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only 1 reason God invented man.

    Eve was in the garden of Eden and saw a cow roaming around. The cow had 3 t*ts, she looked down at herself and she only had 2.

    Eve said to God 'Why have you given cows 3 t*ts but i only have 2?'

    God replied 'Why, what's wrong Eve? Would you like 3 too?'

    'No' replied Eve. 'But i think the cow should only have 2'.

    God cut one of the t*ts off the cow. With it in his hand he turned to Eve and said 'Right, what shall i do with this usless t*t?'

    Carol X

    Yer........................so what did they do with it ?????
    :?: :?: :?:

    Rob x

    Decided to call it a MAN :lol:
    Carol X
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