Sunday joke

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mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 23. Nov 2009, 06:02 in Community Chit-chat archive
Q) What's black white and brown?
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A) A nun with a Monk on!

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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    No I've got a bottle of super strong Perry to get down me neck yet pixy, they say you feed a cold so I'm going to try and drown the little bugger, tell you what it don't make my sinuses hurt and I go from feeling ok'ish to flippin awful. :wink:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,427
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Mellman
    My Dad used to say you go to bed.
    Take a bottle (your choice what) and put a hat on your bedpost.
    When you see two
    You'll have cured your cold!
    Any excuse with my Dad :wink:
    Toni x