christmas lymerics

carol101
carol101 Member Posts: 584
edited 4. Dec 2009, 06:10 in Community Chit-chat archive
Old Santa said "Donner, let's go!"

But Dasher and Dancer said "No!

That Blitzen is stupid

He's fallen for Cupid

And won't let her out in the snow!"

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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    carol101 wrote:
    Old Santa said "Donner, let's go!"

    But Dasher and Dancer said "No!

    That Blitzen is stupid

    He's fallen for Cupid

    And won't let her out in the snow!"

    Very Good, did you make that up??????

    Trish xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Think I'd better keep off this one after the last lot of limericks :!: :shock:
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  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    carol101 wrote:
    Old Santa said "Donner, let's go!"

    But Dasher and Dancer said "No!

    That Blitzen is stupid

    He's fallen for Cupid

    And won't let her out in the snow!"

    Very Good, did you make that up??????

    Trish xx

    If only i could make them up!

    Carol X
  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    An elf said to Santa: "Oh Dear,

    we've not enough presents this year"

    that made St. Nick think:

    Now he'd given up drink

    he could give all the children some beer!
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    While Shepherds washed their socks by night
    All seated on the bank
    The angel of the Lord came down
    And taught them how to w___

    :-) Apologies if anyone finds that offensive due to religion, but I saw it on The Vicar of Dibley the other night and couldn't stop laughing - Alice had been teaching the children xmas carols!

    Nx
  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    While shepherds washed their socks by night,
    And hung them on the line,
    The angel of the Lord came down,
    And said 'Those socks are mine !

    We three Kings of Orient are,
    Selling chocolate, tuppence a bar,
    One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,
    And following yonder star.


    While shepherds washed their socks by night
    all watching ITV
    the angel of the Lord came down
    and switched to BBC.

    Star of wonder, star of light,
    Sit on a box of dynamite,
    Pull the trigger here we go,
    On our way to Mexico!

    Good King Wenceslas looked out
    in his pink pyjamas,
    sliding down the banisters,
    eating bad bananas.

    :lol:

    We three kings of Orient are,
    One in a Taxi,
    one in a car,
    One on a scooter bibbing his hooter,
    wearing a ladies bra.

    While shepherds cooked their broth by night,
    all seated round the pot,
    the angle of the Lord came down,
    and scoffed the blooming lot

    Carol X
  • suzster
    suzster Member Posts: 1,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    me and sarah have been listening to a christmas cd this morning, now i can't stop singing 'i saw daddy kissing santa claus!' i know it's wrong but i can't help it!

    jungle bells,
    batman smells,
    robin flew away,
    father christmas lost his knickers on the milky way, hey!

    sue

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