Witty things you've heard or said ...

ninakang
ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
edited 9. Dec 2009, 09:56 in Community Chit-chat archive
I'm guessing there will be a lot of Rehab quotes on this post :-) My daughters often like to repeat stuff I've said in the past because (I'm rather proud to admit) I've reduced them to tears of laughter on more than one occassion. They are all quite young though and my eldest is getting to the stage where she sometimes finds me embarrassing. The 7 and 6 year old still think I'm cool though :-) So here are a few I've said/ heard:

- If a job's worth doing, it's worth giving to you to do (said to a team member)

- If you look up "idiot" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of Simie (my 7 year old) in it - not a new one, I know, but I love it

- Group Manager trying to look masterful in front of us "I'd like that done 5 minutes ago, please" when giving me some work. So I replied "It's OK, I never take any notice of what you say anyway".

- My eldest was helping me label some files at home and I said "This one should say bills... so when Bill comes, you can give it to him" It took her a moment to realise what I said :-)

- Rehab's remarks about the post about the dongle still make me crack up just thinking about it

I've run out of time now! Someone please add some and I'll come back!

Nx

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  • annebr
    annebr Member Posts: 730
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    After someone has babbled on for a while, hand them our mobile and tell them to phone some one who gives a ****

    Seen this done once funny.

    Anne
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I heard a handsome young man claim "There are alot of good looking mirrors around here" :shock: :wink:

    Luv Legs :lol::lol:
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi

    Someone who shall be nameless said today after looking at my new slide show thread,

    You look like a teacher

    Ha Ha, Very funny :!: :shock: :shock:

    Joan
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Do you want me to sort them out for you, Joan?!

    Nx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Nina

    Thanks for the offer, but I've already done it. You know who you are :!: :!: :shock:

    Joan
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  • suzster
    suzster Member Posts: 1,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ellie still laughs at things i say, i'm always getting muddled up!
    but a 2 of the daftest things i've said and i've said them more than once!-

    don't eat with your mouth full (i meant talk!)
    talk to the ear 'cause the hand isn't listening (erm, obviously!)
    sue x

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