Ladies Nightdress Kills Man At Christmas....

harrycree
harrycree Member Posts: 27
edited 13. Dec 2009, 14:41 in Community Chit-chat archive
A husband walks into a well known fashion shop to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

The shop assistant shows him several possibilities that range from £250-£500. In price....The sheerer they are,the higher the price.

Naturally,he opts for the sheerest item,pays the £500.And takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and put it on,and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks...(She's NO dummy.) " I have an idea.It is SO sheer that it might as well be nothing.I won't put it on,he will never realize if I do the modeling naked from a distance..I'll return in tomorrow,and keep the £500.Refund to myself".

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.The husband says..." Good grief! you'd think for £500.They'd at least have ironed it."


He never heard the gun go off...
Funeral is on Wednesday at noon.
Closed coffin,donations can be made to the national-association-for-menally-challenged-husbands....( N.A.M.C.H.)

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  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Well it made me laugh!
    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I was the one who pulled the trigger :!: :!:
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  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Brilliant!
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,227
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Harry
    Made me laugh :lol::lol::lol:
    Nice one!!!!
    Toni xx

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