CHEEK! or lack of it?

chris7

HOW VERY DARE HE!

I had my third hydrotherapy session this morning. Am loving it and really feel it is helping. However the physio had me in hysterics this morning.

Only 2 of us showed up due the snow.So while myself and another lady I hadn't met before got on with out knee ups to the sound of the Christmas CD the physio did a bit of training with his new trainee assistant.

Suddenly our ears pricked up when he told her that we were two of his 'hip ladies' who were using their latts instead of their gluts when attempting step ups.
Hope you are still with me on this I know I sit on my gluts, but how no idea where my latts are? In order to demonstrate this he asked me to do some step ups on my bad side WITHOUT holding onto the wall :!: :shock: He did graciously stand behind me to stop me from drowning. :roll:

Having established his point quite clearly and impressed his new young assistant I was rather put out. I consider myself to be a pretty lean machine generally. At 8 and half stone, dripping wet with a pocket full of change I am slightly underweight. I have thighs that can crack walnuts, a shapely calf and due to my work, shoulders and biceps which would cost several gym memberships.

But there is was for all to hear a public annoucement that in addition to my dodgy hip and knees, I am the proud owner of a
Saggy bum :shock:

HOW VERY DARE HE! :?

Chris

annie_mial

Chris, you made me laugh out loud!

As my daughter said to me 'the truth hurts'.

I was trying on some trousers with her in attendance and I remarked that one pair were a bit baggy - all she said was that they would 'fit your saggy bum very well'.

However the tables are turned now, a few weeks ago she told me rather gloomily that she thought she had inherited it!

Annie

skezier

Hi Chris,

Oh that’s mean but one day........ He will get older too or maybe not if he doesn't modify things

Hope your over it now?

Love

Cris xx

trisher

Chris

I have only just seen this after nearly falling out of my wheelchair, I have gather myself together.

ermmm, ermmm errrmm Did you know I was in the butchers today and this fellow came in, he told us he workes as a Therapist a Pool therapists.

He told us he was madly in love with this lady who comes to the Pool every week.

Well, I told him to just tell her how he felt. He came back in the shop with a black eye.

I asked him how he had done it. He told me Well I was too shy to tell her so he told the young lady he was training and said in a wisper that he loved her saggy bum :shock: But the saggy bum bit came out too loud, and she gave him a black eye.

Was that you Chris????

chris7

Oh I wish Trish

He is a very nice young man Perhaps if I tone up my saggy bum he will see beyond it! Poor love wasn't meaning to be cruel and I did find it funny.
Chris

trisher

EErrrr,,mmmmmChris

Not half as funny as I did :shock:

Sorry, I have had a lot of merriment today, and I have been at Annie's brandy.

Trish xx

trisher

skezier wrote:

Hi Chris,

Oh that’s mean but one day........ He will get older too or maybe not if he doesn't modify things

Hope your over it now?

Love

Cris xx

Yes he might get sagging where he don't think he will. :shock:
Chris.

love Trish xxx

oneday

i would have turned to the trainee and said, of course as well as knowing physio having a good rapport with clients helps!

chris7

Good idea Oneday

Wish I had thought of that! Think he has actually spurred me on to keep on with the exercises and prove him wrong.
take care
Chris