Life of luxury

mellman01

Why do I bother, I got up early went out pressed the unlock button on my car went to open the door and couldn’t get in!, took me 20 mins with warm water and a lot of swearing, once in I sprayed silicon on the door seals then started the beast and left it ticking over for 20 minutes then slowly drove of the drive way only to find the unemployed bum opposite had parked his car opposite my drive coz he couldn’t be arsed to use his, the roads haven’t been salted so it was really iffy getting past him driving over permafrost, god it makes me blood boil there he is digging snow off his path all sprightly like a Irish navvy while I hobble out using a stick to get about, makes my blood boil.
Now I’m sitting at work with a throbbing pair of knees knowing I will have to somehow try and manoeuvre round his state bought people carrier and the other two derelicts dumped out front. He's only been there 11 months and he is really making his mark, in the day light his house looks like a scrap heap and at night like an accident in a cheap christmas decoration shop, the lights are so bright it gives you sun burn.

joanlawson

Hi Mell

Sorry to hear that your knees are throbbing, and you've had a bad start to the day.

Life seems so unfair sometimes, doesn't it :?:

You are working away, despite arthur, and someone else is just lounging around.

Come back to the cruise. We're in Mexico today :!:

Joanxx

mellman01

joanlawson wrote:

Hi Mell

Sorry to hear that your knees are throbbing, and you've had a bad start to the day.

Life seems so unfair sometimes, doesn't it :?:

You are working away, despite arthur, and someone else is just lounging around.

Come back to the cruise. We're in Mexico today :!:

Joanxx

Mexico good god almighty how did you get past the pack ice polar bears and penguins then?!, oh I went to pull my wipper off the windscreen and my glove stuck to it. so like Homer Simpson I then grabbed it with my other hand and that got stuck to!. :roll:

joanlawson

mellman01 wrote:

joanlawson wrote:

Hi Mell

Sorry to hear that your knees are throbbing, and you've had a bad start to the day.

Life seems so unfair sometimes, doesn't it :?:

You are working away, despite arthur, and someone else is just lounging around.

Come back to the cruise. We're in Mexico today :!:

Joanxx

Mexico good god almighty how did you get past the pack ice polar bears and penguins then?!, oh I went to pull my wipper off the windscreen and my glove stuck to it. so like Homer Simpson I then grabbed it with my other hand and that got stuck to!. :roll:

We didn't get past the pack ice and polar bears, but were saved by a huge whale.

A lovely image of you stuck to the windsceen :!:

frogmorton

Hi Mellman
Not a great day eh?

That image reminds me of Dumb and Dumber - you know where they lick the lamp post??? DO NOT try it!!!
As for your neighbour...I am speechless. There are some very inconsiderate people in this world
I hope you knees improve a tad before you veture home.
Love
Toni xx

jackie1955

oh mellman!

I'm torn between feeling sorry for you, but then on the other hand your making me smile because of the way you describe things

Jackie x