MEN !!!!

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 12. Jan 2010, 03:06 in Community Chit-chat archive
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr.in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

OK, OK,it all makes sense now...............

Ever noticed how all of women's problems start with MEN :?:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdowns

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy.

BUT WE LOVE EM REALLY :!: :!: :!: :lol::lol::lol:

Joan
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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hee hee. although is there another word for headache with man in it! :D
  • bertyboy
    bertyboy Member Posts: 1,860
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HEadache starts with he :lol:
    I know i am a lady ,all life is a journey xx MAY xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    bertyboy wrote:
    HEadache starts with he :lol:

    Hadn't thought of that one :!: :!: Very true :!: :lol:
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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Arthur is male. :lol:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    who saw on telly the other day that male children were put in pink as it was thought more masculin than blue that females were put in and they were not called boys that was male servents always knew u males loved pink lol
    val
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    You are waiting for me or another member of the supreme male species to answer aren't you? :roll:

    Accept it girls, we are superior and have no need to post anything to confirm our superior status

    There are men and there are wimmen, live with it!

    BTW can one of you make me a cuppa? because if you are reading this then you obviously have too much time on your hands or as I suspect you have skimped on the housework :roll:

    If it makes you feel any better, Heaven starts with He
    :!: :lol:
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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    You are waiting for me or another member of the supreme male species to answer aren't you? :roll:

    Accept it girls, we are superior and have no need to post anything to confirm our superior status

    There are men and there are wimmen, live with it!

    BTW can one of you make me a cuppa? because if you are reading this then you obviously have too much time on your hands or as I suspect you have skimped on the housework :roll:

    If it makes you feel any better, Heaven starts with He


    Joan, stop creeping! I am sat here looking at site, hubbie just put oven on.
    :!: :lol:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well, I did say we love em really :!: :!: :lol::lol:
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  • bobbid
    bobbid Member Posts: 85
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    HEll also begins with HE!
  • bobbid
    bobbid Member Posts: 85
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have also fended off a few MANiacs in my time.
  • colinone
    colinone Member Posts: 1,039
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    good post and for once i'm stuck for words
    Colin
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    colinone wrote:
    good post and for once i'm stuck for words
    Colin

    Hi Colin

    Of course, Liverpudlian men are an exception to the rule :!: ( now I'll get accused of creeping again :!: :lol: )
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Men only think they're superior, Rehab, because women allow them to think that to keep their morale up :-P

    It's kind of like when I tell my hubby he's a better cook than me so he'll cook more :-)

    Nx

    (He's not a better cook than me, by the way, but he is quite good... just not as good as me)
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Nina

    I love the psychology behind that :!: :!: Boosting the morale of your partner is so important in a relationship, I think. If it means allowing him to feel superior, then so be it, especially if he does the cooking for you :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Man is a common term from Old English meaning person and had no gender assigned to it. Wer and Wyf were the terms for male and female. Wyf eventually evolved into wife.

    MAN had no gender :?: :?: I see................ No, I don't really :!: So woman and man were just people, with no difference :?: How did that work :?: :?:
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey?!
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ninakang wrote:
    Hey?!

    As Eve said to Adam :!:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 11. Jan 2010, 20:03
    More origins of words for man and woman ( just in case you are interested :!: )

    Latin for man is vir................. hence virile

    Latin for woman is femina................ hence feminine

    Greek for woman is gyne.............. hence gynecology

    Greek for man is andros.................. hence android

    Greek for person is anthropos.......... hence anthropology

    I find it very interesting how our language has evolved over thousands of years.

    Joan
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  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi, Im not much bothered.
    But if HE is allowed to cook in HER kicthen it is HER that has to clean up HIS mess. :shock:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    jean123 wrote:
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123


    Thank you Jean

    I wonder whether Delboy Goolged it before posting :oops:


    Trish xx
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    jean123 wrote:
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123


    Hi Jean,

    :D:D:lol::lol: but what about the abominable snowMAN? Luv Cris
  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    jean123 wrote:
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123


    Thank you Jean

    I wonder whether Delboy Goolged it before posting :oops:


    Trish xx


    Apparently they are very cute and attractive - so I think he would have mentioned that, (says Jean, trying to make sure she doesn't apopear in Google too!!!) LOL
  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    jean123 wrote:
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123


    Thank you Jean

    I wonder whether Delboy Goolged it before posting :oops:


    Trish xx


    Apparently they are very cute and attractive - so I think he would have mentioned that, (says Jean, trying to make sure she doesn't apopear in Google too!!!) LOL
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    jean123 wrote:
    Hi all,

    I thought you might like to know that I was interested in whether a female werewolf was a wyfwolf so I googled it. Guess what came up halfway down the very first Google page...yes, Delboy's post and Arthritis Care. Fame at last delboy!!!

    Jean123

    OOH, that's abit scary :!: Are we being watched :?: :?:
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