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mellman01

Hi delboy that's a bugger,that man flu is 10 as strong as swine flu you know, god woman have no idea what it's like!, oh yeah they will witter on about the pain of child birth but that's nothing up against it,
My suggestion is to drink a load of whisky and have a really flippin hot curry that should shift it, and if it doesn't then you wont care as the whisky will have dulled the pain!.

mellman01

Yep delboy it's the only cure, you do know it also attacks your nervous system and stops you from washing up cleaning and iorning DIY etc for months, also your balance will be effected so shopping at Tesco's is a big no, and the really bad news is it could well last into the late summer, sorry to be the one to tell you this mate but you just have to rest for the whole year.

lindalegs

Would you like me to rub Vick into your chest ....I'd have you cured of Manflu in no time

Luv Nurse Legs

mellman01

Steady!.

barbara12

mellman01 wrote:

Yep delboy it's the only cure, you do know it also attacks your nervous system and stops you from washing up cleaning and iorning DIY etc for months, also your balance will be effected so shopping at Tesco's is a big no, and the really bad news is it could well last into the late summer, sorry to be the one to tell you this mate but you just have to rest for the whole year.

How long dose man flu last, my oh has done none of these for at least 2 years

annie_mial

Ooooh, I love their socks - if I get some will it make me look like that?

Annie