My dream job!
mellman01
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I’ve got it!, I know the perfect job for me and me sick flippers!, working in the new European space station!!!, just think about it?,
I can handle excessive discomfort and I laugh in the face of sleep deprivation, I’m use to mundane tasks and hours of thumb twiddling(well I am it’s true).
And the best bit is I don’t need excessive strength as it’s all in zero G so an elephant is as easy to shift as a mouse in zero G, and moving about would be a doddle, just one purp will fire me off the sofa down here so in space I could really shift!.
Hey I've invented a new space name!, a gastronaght!.
I can handle excessive discomfort and I laugh in the face of sleep deprivation, I’m use to mundane tasks and hours of thumb twiddling(well I am it’s true).
And the best bit is I don’t need excessive strength as it’s all in zero G so an elephant is as easy to shift as a mouse in zero G, and moving about would be a doddle, just one purp will fire me off the sofa down here so in space I could really shift!.
Hey I've invented a new space name!, a gastronaght!.
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rehab44 wrote:My dream job, back in the Army doing the job I loved best, a military training instructor!
I was as fit has a fiddle, I could run for miles in bots and with a pack on my back, smoked cigars and drank like it was going out of fashion.val0 -
......and in a blizzard!
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rehab44 wrote:My dream job, back in the Army doing the job I loved best, a military training instructor!
I was as fit has a fiddle, I could run for miles in bots and with a pack on my back, smoked cigars and drank like it was going out of fashion.
Good on ya rehab, you were ard in them days,now your just mad like the rest of us on ear!, oh by the way screaming skull?, isn't that a horror film???,
Now this is sad but the job I really enjoyed was working with plutonium oxide making X ray samples at Harwell back in the 1980's, it was a dangerous'ish job that paid really crap money but I loved working in such well supplied and large labs, couldn't live on the money so after nearly 10 years I left.0 -
mellman01 wrote:I’ve got it!, I know the perfect job for me and me sick flippers!, working in the new European space station!!!, just think about it?,
I can handle excessive discomfort and I laugh in the face of sleep deprivation, I’m use to mundane tasks and hours of thumb twiddling(well I am it’s true).
And the best bit is I don’t need excessive strength as it’s all in zero G so an elephant is as easy to shift as a mouse in zero G, and moving about would be a doddle, just one purp will fire me off the sofa down here so in space I could really shift!.
Hey I've invented a new space name!, a gastronaght!.
At first glance I didnt notice the 'f' in the last word of the third paragraph.0 -
mellman01 wrote:I’ve got it!, I know the perfect job for me and me sick flippers!, working in the new European space station!!!, just think about it?,
I can handle excessive discomfort and I laugh in the face of sleep deprivation, I’m use to mundane tasks and hours of thumb twiddling(well I am it’s true).
And the best bit is I don’t need excessive strength as it’s all in zero G so an elephant is as easy to shift as a mouse in zero G, and moving about would be a doddle, just one purp will fire me off the sofa down here so in space I could really shift!.
Hey I've invented a new space name!, a gastronaght!.
Very clever!!
And very funny
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My dream job was when I worked with children who had learning difficulties. Progress was often painfully slow, and had to be planned in very small steps, but my biggest reward was when they began to read their first few words. Many of these children had felt like failures previously, so it was lovely to see their confidence growing.0
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I work in a fire station.
Nuff said.
Nx :-)0 -
loved being a lollipop lady was great job just not enough hours 5 a week two half hour shifts but the children so niceval0
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Hi all,
You'll think I'm nuts, but I've always wanted to be in a rock band. Getting on a bit now but there are bound to be some other "oldies" out there who feel the same??
Was never encouraged to do this sort of thing when I was a youngster.
Saddo Pheebs x0 -
My dream job would be to be a curator in a big gallery or museum like the National Gallery or the V and A....
Alternatively I have always fancied the idea of getting a job like my friend once had. She was employed by a super wealthy person somewhere over in Italy, she lived in the lap of luxury and was well payed.
Her only responsibility each day was to ensure that the person's two dogs were fed, watered and exercised - the rest of the day was hers to do as she wished! :shock: I could definately handle that!
A x0 -
Hi, my dream job would be working as a chocolate taster, I would have to taste new chocolates before they were sold to the public, I promise to work very hard love Jaspercatxx0
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Lovely Jaspercat can I join you.
Actually If I could spend all day in the gym training youngsters then I would be in my element.But if I could teach gym to special needs kids as well even better!
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
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