Some jokes
noeltone
Member Posts: 878
What do you call a candles former intimate partner? an old flame
Why was the owl wise? Because it was called Ernie?
Why was another owl called wise? because that one was called Dennis.
What do you call a Hells Angels insect ? A leatherjacket
Where does a snooker player put his balls and his chalk? In his pockets.
Which road sign makes drivers angry? Cross roads
What do you call a rowdy boy walking backwards? yob
What is pink with brown spots all over it? Mr Blobby with the measels.
What do you call a poor shoemender? Down at heel.
When do you play Dire Straits records? When you are in trouble.
Which hobby do people from Reading do a lot of? reading.
How many footballers play in an Ipswich Town team? As many as you like they will still lose.
Why was the owl wise? Because it was called Ernie?
Why was another owl called wise? because that one was called Dennis.
What do you call a Hells Angels insect ? A leatherjacket
Where does a snooker player put his balls and his chalk? In his pockets.
Which road sign makes drivers angry? Cross roads
What do you call a rowdy boy walking backwards? yob
What is pink with brown spots all over it? Mr Blobby with the measels.
What do you call a poor shoemender? Down at heel.
When do you play Dire Straits records? When you are in trouble.
Which hobby do people from Reading do a lot of? reading.
How many footballers play in an Ipswich Town team? As many as you like they will still lose.
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Hi Chrisov
Thanks for making me smile
Joan0 -
Hi Joan I like making up and writing naff jokes glad they made you smile and not cringe0
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Thanks for your jokes Nice to see you posting hope you are keeping well joanne :Joanne0
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Hi
Thanks for those good fun,
Chris0 -
noeltone wrote:Hi Joan I like making up and writing naff jokes glad they made you smile and not cringe
Hi Chrisov
I didn't realise you had made them up, and they DID make me laugh.
New career as a joke writer for you :?: Keep up the good work!!
Joan0 -
Hi Chrisov, certainly made me smile love Jaspercatxx0
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