Some jokes

noeltone
noeltone Member Posts: 878
edited 13. Mar 2010, 09:07 in Community Chit-chat archive
What do you call a candles former intimate partner? an old flame

Why was the owl wise? Because it was called Ernie?

Why was another owl called wise? because that one was called Dennis.

What do you call a Hells Angels insect ? A leatherjacket

Where does a snooker player put his balls and his chalk? In his pockets.

Which road sign makes drivers angry? Cross roads

What do you call a rowdy boy walking backwards? yob

What is pink with brown spots all over it? Mr Blobby with the measels.

What do you call a poor shoemender? Down at heel.

When do you play Dire Straits records? When you are in trouble.

Which hobby do people from Reading do a lot of? reading.

How many footballers play in an Ipswich Town team? As many as you like they will still lose.

Comments

  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Chrisov

    Thanks for making me smile :D

    Joan
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  • noeltone
    noeltone Member Posts: 878
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Joan I like making up and writing naff jokes glad they made you smile and not cringe
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks for your jokes :lol: Nice to see you posting hope you are keeping well joanne : :D
    Joanne
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi

    Thanks for those good fun, a035.gif

    Chris :wink:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    noeltone wrote:
    Hi Joan I like making up and writing naff jokes glad they made you smile and not cringe

    Hi Chrisov

    I didn't realise you had made them up, and they DID make me laugh.

    New career as a joke writer for you :?: Keep up the good work!!

    Joan
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  • jaspercat
    jaspercat Member Posts: 1,238
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Chrisov, certainly made me smile love Jaspercatxx