What a day

mellman01

Right no more Mr nice guy after today, has anyone got an uzzi they don't need as I want to do a hit and me mag 11 is at the menders!
Honestly why do poeple like to kick cripples, flippin yuppies in sharp suits have no bloody souls bunch of fecking sods.
I hope they all get really bad piles the a ****!.
Oh if there's no fixed cal weaponry about has anyone got a good spell that will make someones **** prolaps??

robertls

I got a spare H&K MP3

joanlawson

Hi Mell



Right, here's a spell

This is to be said whilst looking at the first star at night.

STAR LIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,
FIRST STAR I`VE SEEN TONIGHT,
I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT,
HAVE THE WISH, I WISH TONIGHT.

Now make your wish and wait to see the second star or your wish will not come true.

Joan

livinglegend

Would you like to borrow my popgun, http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/11/01/punt-gun_18.jpg to sort them out? I don't feel like wandering out to the workshop to get the chaingun from under the bench.


Joseph 8)

valval

delboy wrote:

I take it you're after some HR people? Shooting is way too good and I would recommend slowly feeding them mercury with the occasional dose of lead to prolong the agony.

do not forget the ground glass

barbara12

mellman01 wrote:

Right no more Mr nice guy after today, has anyone got an uzzi they don't need as I want to do a hit and me mag 11 is at the menders!
Honestly why do poeple like to kick cripples, flippin yuppies in sharp suits have no bloody souls bunch of fecking sods.
I hope they all get really bad piles the a ****!.
Oh if there's no fixed cal weaponry about has anyone got a good spell that will make someones **** prolaps??

Here you go mell Hope it all ends peaceful.
Good luck
Barbara.

mellman01

joanlawson wrote:

Hi Mell



Right, here's a spell

This is to be said whilst looking at the first star at night.

STAR LIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,
FIRST STAR I`VE SEEN TONIGHT,
I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT,
HAVE THE WISH, I WISH TONIGHT.

Now make your wish and wait to see the second star or your wish will not come true.

Oh Rob does the H K MP3 play music as well!?

Thanks Joan but it didn't work, the HR woman is still here! :shock:

Joan

joanlawson

Maybe it's a delayed reaction spell :!:

mellman01

To right Delboy, got meself a Beretta 20 bore bugger!, oh and I have a cold feel bloody awful.

joanlawson

I have a cold feel bloody awful

So have I, so here's a dose of my medicine. I hope you will soon feel better.

livinglegend

rehab44 wrote:

What you need is this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7cTI623Vg

So, that's where my old chaingun ended up!

Joseph 8)

maria09

Hi Melman
How abt arsenic in their tea?
Or just wish the most nastiest thing to bestow them keep repeating it & hopefully it will happen!
Maria x

maria09

delboy wrote:

Another option is

could you make me one too