What a day

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 25. Mar 2010, 04:35 in Community Chit-chat archive
Right no more Mr nice guy after today, has anyone got an uzzi they don't need as I want to do a hit and me mag 11 is at the menders!
Honestly why do poeple like to kick cripples, flippin yuppies in sharp suits have no bloody souls bunch of fecking sods.
I hope they all get really bad piles the a ****!.
Oh if there's no fixed cal weaponry about has anyone got a good spell that will make someones **** prolaps??

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I got a spare H&K MP3
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Mell

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    Right, here's a spell

    This is to be said whilst looking at the first star at night.

    STAR LIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,
    FIRST STAR I`VE SEEN TONIGHT,
    I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT,
    HAVE THE WISH, I WISH TONIGHT.

    Now make your wish and wait to see the second star or your wish will not come true.

    Joan
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  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Would you like to borrow my popgun, http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/11/01/punt-gun_18.jpg to sort them out? I don't feel like wandering out to the workshop to get the chaingun from under the bench.


    Joseph 8)
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    I take it you're after some HR people? Shooting is way too good and I would recommend slowly feeding them mercury with the occasional dose of lead to prolong the agony.


    do not forget the ground glass
    val
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Right no more Mr nice guy after today, has anyone got an uzzi they don't need as I want to do a hit and me mag 11 is at the menders!
    Honestly why do poeple like to kick cripples, flippin yuppies in sharp suits have no bloody souls bunch of fecking sods.
    I hope they all get really bad piles the a ****!.
    Oh if there's no fixed cal weaponry about has anyone got a good spell that will make someones **** prolaps??
    Here you go mell p045.gif Hope it all ends peaceful.
    Good luck
    Barbara.
    Love
    Barbara
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Mell

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    Right, here's a spell

    This is to be said whilst looking at the first star at night.

    STAR LIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,
    FIRST STAR I`VE SEEN TONIGHT,
    I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT,
    HAVE THE WISH, I WISH TONIGHT.

    Now make your wish and wait to see the second star or your wish will not come true.

    Oh Rob does the H K MP3 play music as well!? :mrgreen:

    Thanks Joan but it didn't work, the HR woman is still here! :shock:

    Joan
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Maybe it's a delayed reaction spell :!:
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    To right Delboy, got meself a Beretta 20 bore bugger!, oh and I have a cold feel bloody awful.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have a cold feel bloody awful

    So have I, so here's a dose of my medicine. I hope you will soon feel better.

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  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    So, that's where my old chaingun ended up!

    Joseph 8)
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  • maria09
    maria09 Member Posts: 1,905
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Melman
    How abt arsenic in their tea?
    Or just wish the most nastiest thing to bestow them keep repeating it & hopefully it will happen!
    Maria x
  • maria09
    maria09 Member Posts: 1,905
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Another option is

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    could you make me one too :wink: