What's you other half's red indian name?
This thread was triggered by what was the last thing? posted earlier. The last thing that made me laugh was The Husband farting as he walked down the stairs, as I said there, a real old person one as it lasted eight explosive steps. This reminded me of when I christened him Little Farting Bottom, as opposed to Sitting Eagle or Wise Hamster or whatever. Have you ever given TOH a red indian type of name? If so, what? If not, what would it be? He Who Sits with Remote Fiddling With Bits? Or for the men, She Who Not Get Offside Rule? Let me know. Dreamdaisy. (If I have offended the thought police with the term red indian please allow me the opportunity to express no regret whatsoever. It's what they were called when I was a child.)
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben