Burning ring of fire!.

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 10. May 2010, 08:31 in Community Chit-chat archive
Well two days running me breakfast has been chilli beans on toast with a slice of bread and butter, well this morning I used the new chilli sauce my sis gave me for Christmas, big mistake, after my first mouthful I instantly had a combination of sensory problems, firstly I had tinnitus followed by partial blindness a runny nose and watering eyes, then while these started to reduce in strength I had what can only be described as a tsunami of white hot incandescent pain, after several swigs of fruit juice the pain only increased to the point where I thought I could feel my teeth melting.
The up side was after a few minutes my senses went off line and the pain turned into a feeling akin to having your mouth injected with Novocaine, so with this little bit of good news I managed to eat the lot, thing is now as I sit here it’s been nearly an hour and I am detecting signals that my stomach could well be developing 3rd degree burns!, I am now going to put several toilet rolls in the fridge in readiness for it’s final journey some time later!.
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  • angel1
    angel1 Bots Posts: 1,464
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Well two days running me breakfast has been chilli beans on toast with a slice of bread and butter, well this morning I used the new chilli sauce my sis gave me for Christmas, big mistake, after my first mouthful I instantly had a combination of sensory problems, firstly I had tinnitus followed by partial blindness a runny nose and watering eyes, then while these started to reduce in strength I had what can only be described as a tsunami of white hot incandescent pain, after several swigs of fruit juice the pain only increased to the point where I thought I could feel my teeth melting.
    The up side was after a few minutes my senses went off line and the pain turned into a feeling akin to having your mouth injected with Novocaine, so with this little bit of good news I managed to eat the lot, thing is now as I sit here it’s been nearly an hour and I am detecting signals that my stomach could well be developing 3rd degree burns!, I am now going to put several toilet rolls in the fridge in readiness for it’s final journey some time later!.


    Bloody `ell Melly, what did you ever do to your sister, to make her hate you that much?........Ange.
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bloody `ell Melly, what did you ever do to your sister, to make her hate you that much?........Ange.

    Hi Ange oh she's OK really I am known for my love of the little hot buggers but this time this sauce is a right mental one she found it while on holiday and it does exactly what is says on the tin!, the only other time I have had chilli that hot was last year when I grew some Dorset Naga's. :roll:
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    the title thread did make me think at first this is a toilet type thread..but then thought narr it will be something like a circus show..although hopes were high when i saw who had written it!
    Apart from plenty of very soft toilet roll you may need some cream e.g. nappy cream. Better not leave the house today. Have you any yoghurts or rennies etc....
    I dont have curry on a work night!
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi oneday my throat and tum are still glowing even now, it's lovely and warm, it's the best part of chillies for me.
    It's odd but there was a program on radio 4 the other week talking to the Dorset Chilli farm and they said that the bigest majority of people the do business with are middle aged men, they call them chilli heads, I can't speak for anyone else on here but I really love them cook with them at least 3 times a week, normally though not like today!.
    Although I'm not a great cook I do tend to do the majority of cooking at home, I was watching a program with dear old keith Floyd the other week and he said the 3 things you should alway's have in any kitchen were a good olive oil garlic and chilli, red wins was optional!, (well not with him) I must say I agree 100% with the dear old bugger on that.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Mell

    I know how much you like lyrics, so here's one for you today:

    I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
    I Went Down, Down, Down
    And The Flames Went Higher
    And It Burns, Burns, Burns
    The Ring Of Fire
    The Ring Of Fire

    Hope you don't look like this!! a136.gif

    Joan :D
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    For some reason, joanlawson, I picture you as a very proper and sedate lady, rather like Miss Marple or a beloved maiden aunt - I'm obviously way off beam with that idea! You surprise me and you do make me laugh.

    Chillies tho - well, mellman, I'm with you. I love them, but I find that with increasing age I can no longer face the joy/purgatory of a phal. Baked beans are (as a matter of course) topped up with hot paprika, chilli powder and a squirt of tomato puree. Cayenne pepper goes on my cheese on toast, and that or powder is routinely added to soups of the minestrone/vegetable variety. The Husband loathes the heat: I say if you're not crying and sweating at the end of your curry/chilli then it wasn't worth eating. I have to produce two versions of those meals! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    For some reason, joanlawson, I picture you as a very proper and sedate lady, rather like Miss Marple or a beloved maiden aunt - I'm obviously way off beam with that idea! You surprise me and you do make me laugh.

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    Proper and sedate :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    How wrong can you get :?: :?: :?:
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Obviously, very! I am so sorry if I offended you in any way. How do I appear to you? DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I too see Joan like a Miss Marple or womens institute type person, i am wrong too.
    DD - i see you as a punky sort off girl, maybe a nose stud, purple hair,outspoken but fair...so that must mean you look like Miss Marple instead?!

    as for mellman....!

    can you peeps supply suggestions for all these cooking items as i might try some e.g. cayeene pepper, can you add that to mayonnaise and say have with prawns like paprika etc....
    ideas please...where to add these spicy things and i might go out and buy some.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cayenne pepper is finely ground chillies - it has a real kick, I believe it can be added to a Bloody Mary for that reason. Hot paprika (again related to chilli) is harder to find but ordinary paprika is everywhere. These and a whole host more can be found in the spice section of a larger supermarket, or, for better value, try an Indian supermarket. I get the majority of our spices from them as they are far cheaper than Schwartz. I don't bother with saffron tho - ludicrously expensive just to turn something yellow, turmeric does just as well.

    As to my appearance, well, you're wide of the mark Only. Tall, fat and blonde is an apt description - hourglass figure tho despite the bulk. Short curly hair, all my own natural colour. Always fancied blue, but not enough of a rebel. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Can I have my thread back please?, since dear old rehab has gone 10 7 this place has really started to go to the dogs!
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I despair - they must all be masochists!

    Annie
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Can I have my thread back please?, since dear old rehab has gone 10 7 this place has really started to go to the dogs!

    hey,you get sat back on that toilet!
    you know we always go off at tangents, bit like yourself on the throne very soon...(haa, sorry bit of a wicked streak there!)

    whilst we are waiting for your report of the inevitable we are just passing time having conversation you know!

    DD...theres a punky looking inside!
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    I despair - they must all be masochists!

    Annie

    haa haa........sorry cant help laughing!
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hey mellman, just seen youre logged on, are you on a laptop by any chance.....haa haa......sorry.
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    no pain no gain!, or should that be no pain no flare?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I too see Joan like a Miss Marple or womens institute type person, i am wrong too.

    Hi DD and Oneday

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    Don't worry DD, I'm not offended in the slightest! I just think it is funny because you are so wide of the mark. I'm more like this:

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    Sorry to hijack your thread, Mell, but I couldn't let that one go unanswered!!

    Joan
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    no pain no gain!, or should that be no pain no flare?

    Next time your knees flare, make a paste of the chillies and rub on!

    Annie
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I don't believe it! (Sorry Mell)

    Joan like Miss Marple? Jeez, the local WI would be hospital cases if she went near them!

    What in hell do you all make of me?

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    I don't believe it! (Sorry Mell)

    Joan like Miss Marple? Jeez, the local WI would be hospital cases if she went near them!

    What in hell do you all make of me?

    Annie

    Hi Annie

    Thanks for restoring my street cred :!: :D I see you as very young at heart, with a sense of humour to equal mine. :D
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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    any volcanic eruptions to report? apart from icelandic one that is.
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Can I have my thread back please?, since dear old rehab has gone 10 7 this place has really started to go to the dogs!

    Rehab has not gone Mell, he is resting and will be back with us again soon.

    When you burn your mouth again with Chillies drink milk and it stops the burning. it neutralizes it.

    Trish xx
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    annie_mial wrote:
    I don't believe it! (Sorry Mell)

    Joan like Miss Marple? Jeez, the local WI would be hospital cases if she went near them!

    What in hell do you all make of me?

    Annie

    Hi Annie

    Thanks for restoring my street cred :!: :D I see you as very young at heart, with a sense of humour to equal mine. :D

    You are welcome, Joan.............and you are right. It's just as well both my daughters share my sense of humour, at least I don't embarrass them!

    Annie
  • page35
    page35 Member Posts: 1,081
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    When you burn your mouth again with Chillies drink milk and it stops the burning. it neutralizes it.

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    Mell its a bit late now to drink the milk, maybe bath your sore bottom in it :lol:

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