I don't understand....should I???

robertls
robertls Member Posts: 2,304
edited 3. Jun 2010, 04:31 in Community Chit-chat archive
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying DAMN YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


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Comments

  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: Well Rob, you must be the only man on the planet who understands women.

    You must give lessons to all the other blokes.

    No excuses for you now :wink:

    Luv Legs :D
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's Okay, Rob, don't worry about it, I got it. It's nothing, and whatever, just go ahead, and in five minutes it will be fine thanks.

    Joan ( with a loud sigh )

    Clearer now :?: :?:
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,027
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    That's Okay, Rob, don't worry about it, I got it. It's nothing, and whatever, just go ahead, and in five minutes it will be fine thanks.

    Joan ( with a loud sigh )

    Clearer now :?: :?:

    Absolutely brilliant Joan

    great specimen of wimminhood you are :D

    Love

    Toni xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rob you still not got it have you . well what about the body languge you know it is half the message or perhaps you dont oops.
    val
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh, joanlawson, you at your very best. Thanks for the giggle. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben