I don't understand....should I???

robertls

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying DAMN YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


Rob x...

lindalegs

Well Rob, you must be the only man on the planet who understands women.

You must give lessons to all the other blokes.

No excuses for you now

Luv Legs

joanlawson

That's Okay, Rob, don't worry about it, I got it. It's nothing, and whatever, just go ahead, and in five minutes it will be fine thanks.

Joan ( with a loud sigh )

Clearer now :?: :?:

frogmorton

joanlawson wrote:

That's Okay, Rob, don't worry about it, I got it. It's nothing, and whatever, just go ahead, and in five minutes it will be fine thanks.

Joan ( with a loud sigh )

Clearer now :?: :?:

Absolutely brilliant Joan

great specimen of wimminhood you are

Love

Toni xx

valval

rob you still not got it have you . well what about the body languge you know it is half the message or perhaps you dont oops.

dreamdaisy

Oh, joanlawson, you at your very best. Thanks for the giggle. DD