Some prat has a vuvu.
dreamdaisy
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There is an idiot outside my house who is trying to blow a vuvu. He is failing badly. It's in the rhythm of a popular football chant that ends with 'Engalnd!' in the same rhythm as a popular Anglo Saxon invitation to leave. For pity's sake . . . .DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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He was driving me round the bend, so I opened the front door to yell and. . . .the prat is The Husband, who has been down the pub to watch the footy and aquired a vuvu. Things will be frosty. Twerp. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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oh DD - confiscate it, lock it in your office and get your own back in the early hours!!
SpeedyI have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.0 -
snap in in two NOW.0
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Oh DD....................thats a classic............a men of real invention........
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Hardly, stranger - where have you been? I have been worried. (Vuvu man now making strange noises in the bathroom. Oh dear.) DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Sorry DD but that made me smile...... he will have to supply you with many mars bars and M&M's to make up for hat one Luv Cris xx Oh and you have a good kip tonight else its the lump hammer treatment I use for me0
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Surely, if he watched the match that was punishment enough. Threaten to make him watch the next match as well, for it to really hurt.
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I discovered this morning he has his own, built -in vuvu. Oh the joys. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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livinglegend wrote:Surely, if he watched the match that was punishment enough. Threaten to make him watch the next match as well, for it to really hurt.
Joseph 8)
Those funny noises....was he drowning his head in the toilet DD. The words England and rubbish are going to be everywhere on internet today.
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
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Indeed tkachev, he was using his own vuvu, a built-in one that all people have (and dogs, and all living things I suspect). It was beautifully amplified by the porcelain article that deals with human waste. Delightful.
I have hidden the offending item - no amount of man looking will find it. (Man looking - scanning a room, announcing the thing they are looking for isn't there. It is, but they don't believe in moving other stuff to see what might be underneath.) DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
Man looking - scanning a room, announcing the thing they are looking for isn't there
... so true ... :roll:
SpeedyI have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.0 -
dreamdaisy wrote:He was driving me round the bend, so I opened the front door to yell and. . . .the prat is The Husband, who has been down the pub to watch the footy and aquired a vuvu. Things will be frosty. Twerp. DD
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Quote DD.
I have hidden the offending item - no amount of man looking will find it. (Man looking - scanning a room, announcing the thing they are looking for isn't there. It is, but they don't believe in moving other stuff to see what might be underneath.) DD
Ha!!!, got ya we know where it is really but can't be arsed to shift all the junk to get it, acting daft and helpless is an age old ploy used by us men DD!, oh bugger I just squealed on my fellow man!. :shock:0 -
Laughing v v v hard! Thanks mell and collywobble! DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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