DFS sale

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 12. Jul 2010, 08:15 in Community Chit-chat archive
why the hell do DFS always seem to have a bloody sale on!?, do they think we all have the memory of a flippin gold fish these days!!??. does anyone fall for it and the pricing ie always £599p, £299p etc, do they really expect the 1 pence difference will fool anyone!?.
Bugger it must be the flippin heat!.

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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    when i watched crufts on t.v, it was rubbish cos all you saw were people being interviewed on dfs couches (i wanted to look at dogs not people sat down!), so if i go to dfs will i see loads of dogs instead?

    p.s. not explained myself properly, dfs sponsored crufts, might make sense now.
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    wicked thought...why doesnt someone at crufts go to presenter and ask how much couch is, or are couches on sale in shops from crufts? - check for dog hairs.
    this heat is affecting my brain, v clammy.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    DFS only have two sales a year officially. All the rest are ''events''. That's how they get round the law on sale items, I think.

    Scientists have confirmed that only three things would survive a nuclear war:

    1) Cockroaches
    2) Scorpions
    3) The DFS Sale

    They've had the same sale going since 1986 :!: :roll:
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  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    perhaps they should only have adverts, saying come down this weekend as we havent a sale on.
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Qoute Joan


    Scientists have confirmed that only three things would survive a nuclear war:

    1) Cockroaches
    2) Scorpions
    3) The DFS Sale

    Good one Joan but What about Toni Blair, afterall he's the antichrist!.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What about Toni Blair, afterall he's the antichrist!.

    He's one of the cockroaches :roll:
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  • sparky130471
    sparky130471 Member Posts: 13
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    What about Toni Blair, afterall he's the antichrist!.

    He's one of the cockroaches :roll:

    Ha Ha I could not agree more :lol::lol::lol:
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    What about Toni Blair, afterall he's the antichrist!.

    He's one of the cockroaches :roll:

    Bloody brillient Joan, now your gonna get a knock on the door late one night this week I bet!!.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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  • snowball
    snowball Member Posts: 3,465
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    D- Definite
    F- Furniture
    S- Sale
    :mrgreen:

    Julie
    ((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Duff
    Furniture
    Store
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  • snowball
    snowball Member Posts: 3,465
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I wonder if its a bit like ground hog day for the staff :?

    Dreadful
    Furniture
    Store

    Julie
    ((((hugs)))) n xxxxx to ya all
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Daydreaming
    Fantastic
    Self-deception
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