Rubbish songs

mellman01

Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.

mellman01

Why do I bother :?:

dreamdaisy

Give us a chance mell! I'm struggling with a flare and can't think of anything much at the mo - I'm hopeless at lyrics at the best of times! Oh, those prats who always took the weather with them/you and also the 'pencil case' people 'I love you from the bottom of my pencil case,'- and life is a rigatoni, wrapped up in parmesan cheese - was that 10cc? Utter bollox, the lot of 'em. DD

oneday

it wasnt too bad (great,,,i have no idea what this thread is about now,,child just disturbed me)

oneday

am back...song ok until the word toast, omg

tkachev

I never liked Mc Arther Park, something about a cake and Ill never have the recipe again by Donna Summer.

E x

trisher

Lynn

My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.

This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.

The video I have of him is priceless.

Trish xxxx
Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx

frogmorton

mellman01 wrote:

Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.

I reckon me kids could do better than this rubbish :roll:

frogmorton

trisher wrote:

Lynn

My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.

This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.

The video I have of him is priceless.

Trish xxxx
Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx

Ah Trisher!!

That sounds really cute

Love

Toni xx

mellman01

Hi all well thanks for the replies, oh and Lynn I followed the u tube link and I now have post traumatic tress so my solicitor will be in touch!!.

Oh the other song I hate is De Ream's things can only get better, what total cr*p!

mellman01

delboy wrote:

Any Ibiza tune, Macarana(sp!) etc.

Hi Del spot on with this one, good lateral thinking for a Saturday!!.

tkachev

mellman01 wrote:

delboy wrote:

Any Ibiza tune, Macarana(sp!) etc.

Hi Del spot on with this one, good lateral thinking for a Saturday!!.

Oh this one is horrid, plus the stupid dance that goes with it.

Elizabeth

livinglegend

collywobble wrote:

This is guaranteed to clear a room in 5 seconds flat!!!! Well, you did ask, Mell



RUN FOR COVER - NOW :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lynn xx

As any DJ will tell you, if its a bit slow then put this on. It may be c**p but it's a floor filler. In a poll during 2003, a panel of music writers voted Agadoo as the worst song of all time.

Having listened to some Ibeza music? It is no surprise they are on drink and drugs, it's enough to make you.

Joseph 8)

joanlawson

The worst lyrics I know are by Bob Dylan in Ballad of a Thin Man. I like Bob Dylan songs in general, but on this occasion I think he took leave of his senses.

In the song, Dylan sings:

Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason ?"
And he says, "How ?"
And you say, "What does this mean ?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home".

Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones.

livinglegend

collywobble wrote:

Joseph, do you moonlight as a DJ? :shock: Just curious how you came by this info. It comes as no surprise, I've seen many a dance floor fill up when this is played :roll: ( as I scrambled for the exit)

Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs, Joseph :?:
Lynn xx

No, I asked a DJ some time ago and he said all DJs carry the song and just play it if needed.

Not available for anything at the moment, still got the aches from the bird down the chimney.

Joseph 8)

joanlawson

Hi Joseph

Sorry to hear that you still have aches from the bird down the chimney incident. You won't be dancing to the Birdie song for a while yet then :?:





I hope you will soon feel better.

Joan

tkachev

Kate might know about this song, played to wake you up each morning in your tent and after a hang-over. Tony Blackburn it was called and the words consisted of Tony Blackburn all the way through. They played it at all the scooter gatherings, usually at 6 in the morning. At one point it was worth a lot of money !!!!!
Sorry no link.


Elizabeth

joanlawson

Hi Elizabeth

I found the link for you



Very entertaining :!: :shock:

tkachev

joanlawson wrote:

Hi Elizabeth

I found the link for you



Very entertaining :!: :shock:

Thats the one Joan! Can you imagine listening to this on full blast,at 6 in morn after only getting to bed at 3 a.m.
There was a collective grown....

Elizabeth

loopylou

As a complete and utter rock chick most songs out at the moment in my opinion are rubbish.

give me slipknot, metallica, nirvana, AC/DC or any other bands like that anyday!

lou
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loopylou

see I do like the killers and kasabian aswell but I'm still more into the heavier rock stuff!

roll on when me and my boyfriend can finally afford a place of our own, I will be moving to stafford and therefore will be able to tune my car radio to the only kerrang! i'm just a little too far away for it to be tuned in at the moment.

lou
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mellman01

Can I have my post back now you lot!? :shock:

tkachev

mellman01 wrote:

Can I have my post back now you lot!? :shock:

Did you like my Ton yBlackburn song then Mell? The words are pretty rubbish . Another popular song was Rolf Harris Tie me kangaroo down.


Elizabeth

mellman01

Hi Elizabeth, they were OK but what about Bermuda triangle that's a classic, who can forget the immortal lyrics, " Bermuda triangle it makes you disappear Bermuda triangle DONT GO TO NEAR!!!!".
Or what about Orville the duck, "if I could fly way up to the sky but I cant!", that maybe so you odd looking fat green bird but nothing would give me more pleasure than strapping your big green fluffy butt to a large rocket and sending you there at mac 2.
Right spleen vented!

mellman01

Yep I'm with you on this one delboy!!

loopylou

Hear Hear Delboy totally with you on this one!
Could we strap the people who came up with the "talent" show programmes to the rocket aswell to stop any further shows being produced?

Lou
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