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Rubbish songs

mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
edited 4. Aug 2010, 11:18 in Community Chit-chat archive
Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.
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  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Why do I bother :?:
  • dreamdaisydreamdaisy Posts: 31,567 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Jul 2010, 04:35
    Give us a chance mell! I'm struggling with a flare and can't think of anything much at the mo - I'm hopeless at lyrics at the best of times! Oh, those prats who always took the weather with them/you and also the 'pencil case' people 'I love you from the bottom of my pencil case,'- and life is a rigatoni, wrapped up in parmesan cheese - was that 10cc? Utter bollox, the lot of 'em. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • onedayoneday Posts: 1,650
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    it wasnt too bad (great,,,i have no idea what this thread is about now,,child just disturbed me)
  • onedayoneday Posts: 1,650
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    am back...song ok until the word toast, omg
  • tkachevtkachev Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I never liked Mc Arther Park, something about a cake and Ill never have the recipe again by Donna Summer.

    E x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • trishertrisher Posts: 9,727
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Lynn

    My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.

    This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.

    The video I have of him is priceless.

    Trish xxxx
    Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx
  • frogmortonfrogmorton Posts: 26,041 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
    Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.

    I'm afraid of the dark
    Especially when I'm in a park
    And there's no one else around,
    Oh I get the shivers.
    I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news.

    God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.

    I reckon me kids could do better than this rubbish :roll:
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • frogmortonfrogmorton Posts: 26,041 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Lynn

    My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.

    This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.

    The video I have of him is priceless.

    Trish xxxx
    Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx

    Ah Trisher!!

    That sounds really cute :D

    Love

    Toni xx
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi all well thanks for the replies, oh and Lynn I followed the u tube link and I now have post traumatic tress so my solicitor will be in touch!!.

    Oh the other song I hate is De Ream's things can only get better, what total cr*p!
  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    Any Ibiza tune, Macarana(sp!) etc.

    Hi Del spot on with this one, good lateral thinking for a Saturday!!.
  • tkachevtkachev Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    delboy wrote:
    Any Ibiza tune, Macarana(sp!) etc.

    Hi Del spot on with this one, good lateral thinking for a Saturday!!.

    Oh this one is horrid, plus the stupid dance that goes with it.

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • livinglegendlivinglegend Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Collywobble wrote:
    This is guaranteed to clear a room in 5 seconds flat!!!! Well, you did ask, Mell :D



    RUN FOR COVER - NOW :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Lynn xx
    As any DJ will tell you, if its a bit slow then put this on. It may be c**p but it's a floor filler. In a poll during 2003, a panel of music writers voted Agadoo as the worst song of all time.

    Having listened to some Ibeza music? It is no surprise they are on drink and drugs, it's enough to make you.

    Joseph 8)
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  • joanlawsonjoanlawson Posts: 10,319
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The worst lyrics I know are by Bob Dylan in Ballad of a Thin Man. I like Bob Dylan songs in general, but on this occasion I think he took leave of his senses.

    In the song, Dylan sings:

    Now you see this one-eyed midget
    Shouting the word "NOW"
    And you say, "For what reason ?"
    And he says, "How ?"
    And you say, "What does this mean ?"
    And he screams back, "You're a cow
    Give me some milk
    Or else go home".

    Well, you walk into the room
    Like a camel and then you frown
    You put your eyes in your pocket
    And your nose on the ground
    There ought to be a law
    Against you comin' around
    You should be made
    To wear earphones.
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  • livinglegendlivinglegend Posts: 1,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Collywobble wrote:
    Joseph, do you moonlight as a DJ? :shock: Just curious how you came by this info. :wink: It comes as no surprise, I've seen many a dance floor fill up when this is played :roll: ( as I scrambled for the exit) :wink:

    Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs, Joseph :?:
    Lynn xx
    No, I asked a DJ some time ago and he said all DJs carry the song and just play it if needed.

    Not available for anything at the moment, still got the aches from the bird down the chimney.

    Joseph 8)
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  • joanlawsonjoanlawson Posts: 10,319
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Joseph

    Sorry to hear that you still have aches from the bird down the chimney incident. You won't be dancing to the Birdie song for a while yet then :?:



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    I hope you will soon feel better.

    Joan
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  • tkachevtkachev Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Kate might know about this song, played to wake you up each morning in your tent and after a hang-over. Tony Blackburn it was called and the words consisted of Tony Blackburn all the way through. They played it at all the scooter gatherings, usually at 6 in the morning. At one point it was worth a lot of money !!!!!
    Sorry no link.


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • joanlawsonjoanlawson Posts: 10,319
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Elizabeth

    I found the link for you



    Very entertaining :!: :shock:
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  • tkachevtkachev Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi Elizabeth

    I found the link for you



    Very entertaining :!: :shock:

    Thats the one Joan! Can you imagine listening to this on full blast,at 6 in morn after only getting to bed at 3 a.m.
    There was a collective grown....

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • loopylouloopylou Posts: 175
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As a complete and utter rock chick most songs out at the moment in my opinion are rubbish.

    give me slipknot, metallica, nirvana, AC/DC or any other bands like that anyday!

    lou
    -x-
    Just keep plodding along singing a song
  • loopylouloopylou Posts: 175
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    see I do like the killers and kasabian aswell but I'm still more into the heavier rock stuff!

    roll on when me and my boyfriend can finally afford a place of our own, I will be moving to stafford and therefore will be able to tune my car radio to the only kerrang! i'm just a little too far away for it to be tuned in at the moment. :D

    lou
    -x-
    Just keep plodding along singing a song
  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Can I have my post back now you lot!? :shock:
  • tkachevtkachev Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Can I have my post back now you lot!? :shock:

    Did you like my Ton yBlackburn song then Mell? The words are pretty rubbish . Another popular song was Rolf Harris Tie me kangaroo down.


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Elizabeth, they were OK but what about Bermuda triangle that's a classic, who can forget the immortal lyrics, " Bermuda triangle it makes you disappear Bermuda triangle DONT GO TO NEAR!!!!".
    Or what about Orville the duck, "if I could fly way up to the sky but I cant!", that maybe so you odd looking fat green bird but nothing would give me more pleasure than strapping your big green fluffy butt to a large rocket and sending you there at mac 2.
    Right spleen vented! :mrgreen:
  • mellman01mellman01 Posts: 5,303
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yep I'm with you on this one delboy!!
  • loopylouloopylou Posts: 175
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hear Hear Delboy totally with you on this one!
    Could we strap the people who came up with the "talent" show programmes to the rocket aswell to stop any further shows being produced?

    Lou
    -x-
    Just keep plodding along singing a song
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