Rubbish songs
mellman01
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Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.
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Why do I bother :?:0
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Give us a chance mell! I'm struggling with a flare and can't think of anything much at the mo - I'm hopeless at lyrics at the best of times! Oh, those prats who always took the weather with them/you and also the 'pencil case' people 'I love you from the bottom of my pencil case,'- and life is a rigatoni, wrapped up in parmesan cheese - was that 10cc? Utter bollox, the lot of 'em. DD0
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it wasnt too bad (great,,,i have no idea what this thread is about now,,child just disturbed me)0
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am back...song ok until the word toast, omg0
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I never liked Mc Arther Park, something about a cake and Ill never have the recipe again by Donna Summer.
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Lynn
My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.
This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.
The video I have of him is priceless.
Trish xxxx
Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx0 -
mellman01 wrote:Well what's the worst lyrics you can think of?, for me it's got to be "life" by Des'ree, really it should be called either "get a life" or "who in hell did you sleep with to get this c$*p put out as a single!".
Right that said here's e section of lyrics, let me know what you think?.
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
God it's bloody awful I can't print the rest I'd die laughing.
I reckon me kids could do better than this rubbish :roll:0 -
trisher wrote:Lynn
My little grandson has always sang and danced since he was small. He is 5 now and he still does it. We bought him a wii dance music and song. He does all the movements.
This song reminds me of a holiday we went on to Tenerife and I got to like this I bought it to bring home and he is always singing and dancing to it.He used to call it the doo doo song.
The video I have of him is priceless.
Trish xxxx
Hope you are ok Lynn.xxx
Ah Trisher!!
That sounds really cute
Love
Toni xx0 -
Hi all well thanks for the replies, oh and Lynn I followed the u tube link and I now have post traumatic tress so my solicitor will be in touch!!.
Oh the other song I hate is De Ream's things can only get better, what total cr*p!0 -
As any DJ will tell you, if its a bit slow then put this on. It may be c**p but it's a floor filler. In a poll during 2003, a panel of music writers voted Agadoo as the worst song of all time.collywobble wrote:This is guaranteed to clear a room in 5 seconds flat!!!! Well, you did ask, Mell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
RUN FOR COVER - NOW :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lynn xx
Having listened to some Ibeza music? It is no surprise they are on drink and drugs, it's enough to make you.
Joseph 8)0 -
The worst lyrics I know are by Bob Dylan in Ballad of a Thin Man. I like Bob Dylan songs in general, but on this occasion I think he took leave of his senses.
In the song, Dylan sings:
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason ?"
And he says, "How ?"
And you say, "What does this mean ?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home".
Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones.0 -
No, I asked a DJ some time ago and he said all DJs carry the song and just play it if needed.collywobble wrote:Joseph, do you moonlight as a DJ? :shock: Just curious how you came by this info.
It comes as no surprise, I've seen many a dance floor fill up when this is played :roll: ( as I scrambled for the exit)
Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs, Joseph :?:
Lynn xx
Not available for anything at the moment, still got the aches from the bird down the chimney.
Joseph 8)0 -
Hi Joseph
Sorry to hear that you still have aches from the bird down the chimney incident. You won't be dancing to the Birdie song for a while yet then :?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjMOJU26EsU
I hope you will soon feel better.
Joan0 -
Kate might know about this song, played to wake you up each morning in your tent and after a hang-over. Tony Blackburn it was called and the words consisted of Tony Blackburn all the way through. They played it at all the scooter gatherings, usually at 6 in the morning. At one point it was worth a lot of money !!!!!
Sorry no link.
Elizabeth0 -
Hi Elizabeth
I found the link for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRWBeSMqhyA
Very entertaining :!: :shock:0 -
joanlawson wrote:Hi Elizabeth
I found the link for youhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRWBeSMqhyA
Very entertaining :!: :shock:
Thats the one Joan! Can you imagine listening to this on full blast,at 6 in morn after only getting to bed at 3 a.m.
There was a collective grown....
Elizabeth0 -
As a complete and utter rock chick most songs out at the moment in my opinion are rubbish.
give me slipknot, metallica, nirvana, AC/DC or any other bands like that anyday!
lou
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see I do like the killers and kasabian aswell but I'm still more into the heavier rock stuff!
roll on when me and my boyfriend can finally afford a place of our own, I will be moving to stafford and therefore will be able to tune my car radio to the only kerrang! i'm just a little too far away for it to be tuned in at the moment.
lou
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Can I have my post back now you lot!? :shock:0
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Hi Elizabeth, they were OK but what about Bermuda triangle that's a classic, who can forget the immortal lyrics, " Bermuda triangle it makes you disappear Bermuda triangle DONT GO TO NEAR!!!!".
Or what about Orville the duck, "if I could fly way up to the sky but I cant!", that maybe so you odd looking fat green bird but nothing would give me more pleasure than strapping your big green fluffy butt to a large rocket and sending you there at mac 2.
Right spleen vented!
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Yep I'm with you on this one delboy!!0
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Hear Hear Delboy totally with you on this one!
Could we strap the people who came up with the "talent" show programmes to the rocket aswell to stop any further shows being produced?
Lou
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