Re:Michel Jackson!?

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 3. Aug 2010, 04:55 in Community Chit-chat archive
Right you lot, now a mate at work thinks Michel Jackson isn't really dead but is in fact living in the glare of the public eye as Lady Ga Ga, so what do you think?, could it really be him?, I think not, but there is a guy down our chip shop who says he's Elvis!!.

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    come on mell... what you on and were do you buy it... :roll: :):wink:
    oh and how much.. :)
    Love
    Barbara
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 2. Aug 2010, 12:49
    Well, I think the time has come when I must reveal my true identity. I am really Marylin Monroe, and I have been living here in the depths of deepest Derbyshire for many years now. Of course, it has been very difficult to disguise that fantastic figure and face of mine, but somehow I have managed it.

    As for Michael Jackson, he seemed like a corpse for several years before he reportedly died, so maybe he was just morphing into Lady Ga Ga all along and we didn't realise.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    mellman01 wrote:
    Right you lot, now a mate at work thinks Michel Jackson isn't really dead but is in fact living in the glare of the public eye as Lady Ga Ga, so what do you think?, could it really be him?, I think not, but there is a guy down our chip shop who says he's Elvis!!.
    Oh Mel will you marry me...know your already snapped up oh our loss..I really really love youxxxxxxxB/Cham

    Hey, BC, get to the back of the queue :!: :!: :shock: :shock:

    ( only joking :!: :lol::lol: )
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    A baby classic! Thank you for making me laugh! Joan, you poor deluded, but dear woman, I am Marilyn Monroe and have been for years. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No, DD, you are a mere clone. I am THE REAL THING :!: :!:

    Boo-Boopi-Doo :!: :!:
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh alright then, I'll be yer one from Casablanca - NO, not Humphrey Bogart or Peter Lauré, the woman. Ingrid Bergmann. She'll do. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • janie68
    janie68 Member Posts: 1,186
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ok you lot, I'm sectioning the lot of you on a 5(4) of the MHA, till a doctor can diagnose you all with deluded ideas of grandeur.

    Marilyn Monroe?? Sorry to tell you but thta me in a previous life. DD & Joan, find someone else!! :lol:

    Janie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Janie

    Over the years, I have had to endure many such claims as yours, but I am the only one who knows THE TRUTH

    Well, that's what I keep telling that nice psychiatrist fellow, anyway :!: :shock:
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  • janie68
    janie68 Member Posts: 1,186
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    B/Cham

    Oh no! You've found me out!! :lol: :oops:

    I did join the queue too, got my portable seat at the ready, can't stand for more than 5 mins! Think the queue could be an all nighter!!

    Maybe we should have another picnic??

    Janie
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    by heck what have I started! :oops:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mell you do it every time who all these old ladies they talking about i am princess diane
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well I'm Guy Fawkes
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well if this thread is going to carry on along these lines, then I'm secretly married to Robert De Niro - he has successfully managed to act out the role of an Indian (slightly grumpy) bus driver for years and years but everyone knows what a fantastic actor he is.

    Nx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nina you are right he is a good actor

    Trish
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thank you Trish - and I hope I can trust you all to keep Bobby's (that's what his close friends call him) identity a secret. Like I said, he plays the part of a grumpy bus driver VERY well :D

    Nx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nina

    We will keep it a secret don't worry.

    Trish x
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    by heck what have I started! :oops:

    Too late to worry now Mell :!: :lol::lol::lol:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mell

    Can't you look so sad can't you change it? I don't like to see you like that all the time?

    Trish
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,830
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As the Mcdo*lds advert says:

    'He's loving it'

    :roll:
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Mell

    Can't you look so sad can't you change it? I don't like to see you like that all the time?

    Trish


    That's me when I'm happy Trish!! :mrgreen: OK will see what I can do OK!???

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