Gobbledygook thread

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 9. Aug 2010, 07:44 in Community Chit-chat archive
As some of you may be aware, a few of us have been playing about with the English Language as she is writ. carola kicked it off with 'phart' and it grew from there. It has now morphed into another monster. The 1st rule of bad spelling club is as follows:

1. Any word containing the letter 'f' has the 'f' replaced with 'ph'.
2. Any word containing the letters 'ph' has those replaced with 'f'

eg Filip took a phantastic fotograf of his phriend Phred.

Rob has now created the 2nd rule for bad spelling - and it's a bagger: for every 'a' put a 'u' and vice versa (well, I suggested that bit).

eg It's not anusaul phor my Uant Uguthu to phall in love on u duily busis.

Your post can be about anything as long as the spelling is suitably mangled. Good lack, ull! DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thunks, DD und Rob. It's phuntustiully phunny to tuke purt in this.

    You cun ulso write uny word us long us the first und lust letters ure the sume, and you waold still be uble to reud it. :lol:

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I've just reud a post from bubychum suying thut her OH hus come buck with ludders.

    Yoa ure right uboat letter order in words jounluwson, but one does need to huve good literucy skills in the phirst pluce to cope with it. reuding is u diphphicalt thing to do, but becuase so muny do it effortlessly they phuil to reulise thut it is thut it is u mystery to so muny. This, tho, is u whole diphpherent bull gume! Rob hus u wicked side ulright! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 8. Aug 2010, 11:53
    Yes I ugree, DD. I thunk yoa woald need qaite good literucy skills to be uble to cope with jambled ap letters. It's good phan thoagh, und it mukes yoa thunk :!: :lol::lol:

    Yoa ure right uboat Rob :!: :lol::lol:

    Phew, I'm worn oat now :!: :shock:
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Not bud jl, a coaple of smull mistukes but it is tricky, I give you thut. Oach! My bruin harts! Now I know how my pupils feel. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thuts it blume me.........

    Just becuase I'm u mun, yoa cun tuke the jaice oat of me..

    I'm umuzed jast whut stapidity cun uchieve.....

    Now for the deur Moderutors...........They ure going to straggle
    ..........

    Jeun und crew will need thier thinking huts on.........

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Not bud jl, a coaple of smull mistukes but it is tricky, I give you thut. Oach! My bruin harts! Now I know how my pupils feel. DD

    Did yoa meum papils?????? Dreumduisy
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You missed one too Rob, sarely it's 'jast'. Hu-hu! (Think Nelson from the Simpsons for thut one). Yoar purtner in crime, Dreumduisy
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    babycham wrote:
    Should it be resticted to one duy u week ? Its greut fan unywuy und now it is time to ap the unti ore yau culling it gobbledygook is Rob going to muke it hurder?xxxBubychum :? :? :?
    sorry I mean yoa...not ...yau :oops: :oops:

    Did you meun meun???

    Uctaully I think its hurd enoagh ut present.......

    Its u pleusare muking u gume ap.......we ull huve enoagh troable speuking English us it is ..........
    uppeuruntly we're ap the creuk withoat u puddle with wordpluy gumes......

    Now I'm tulking rabbish.........jast pruttling on for the suke of suying twuddle............
    We ull huve u differing sense oph hamoar......und mine hus come oat for the first time in uges....

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  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi DD,

    Brilliant thread but you have chosen letters I have the most problem with so its beyond me..... it would take me hours :oops: But still a brilliant thread. Cris x
  • jean123
    jean123 Member Posts: 642
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We ure straggling, ulus,

    Jeun und mods
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gobbledegook - whut u lovely word
    Iph yao suy it twice it soands ubsard

    Annie
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Iph u pictare puints u thoasund words,
    Then why cun not I puint yoa.
    The words will never show the yoa I've come to know.

    Iph u fuce coald luanch u thoasund ships,
    Then where um I to go,
    There's no one home bat yoa,
    Yoa're ull thut's lepht me too...

    Written by Duvid Gutes of Breud

    Beuatipfal Song

    Uny else got uny Gobbledygook Song Lyrics

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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Suh, mommu, cun I go oat tonight
    Suh, mommu, will it bu ulright?
    Thuy got u rockin' purty goin' down thu street
    Suy, mommu, cun yoe huer thut buet?

    Annie

    Thus is harting my bruin!
  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 843
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bugger me qaoth the princess Uhm gunging houme uhm
    bugly ap.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello Ichubod, something told me thut yoa might pat in un uppeurunce on this threud :!: :lol::lol:
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  • ichabod6
    ichabod6 Member Posts: 843
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The princess is speechifying push
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well done my lovelies! A gold star to Rob for the song. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 9. Aug 2010, 06:54
    We're ull going on u sammer holiduy
    No more working for a week or two
    Phan and luaphter on oar sammer holiduy
    No more worries for me or yoa
    Phor a week or two

    We're going where the san shines brightly
    We're going where the seu is blae
    We've seen it in the movies
    Now let's see if it's trae

    Everybody has a sammer holiduy
    Doin' things they ulwuys wunted to
    So we're going on a sammer holiduy
    To muke our dreums come trae
    Phor me and yoa

    Pleuse cun I huve u gold stur now, miss :?: :D
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,827
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I want to say i cant do it Dd :shock:

    too hurd phor me :(
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yoar lust sentence wus perfect! Is it me or does it ull become a little Brammie in its tone? A short phuiry story to phollow:

    Fillip sut phucing Phionu across the tuble in the restuarunt, trying to reud her thoaghts phrom the phleeting expressions on her phuce. He wunted to tuke her in his urms, and tulk qaietly in her eur, to reussare her ull woald be well. Her freqaent boats of deufness however, mude it hurd to declure his phizzing pheelings oph uphphection - shoating these things oat load never soands us thoagh they ure traly phelt. Suddenly he reculled Fillipu, a ludy anuphphected by a luck of heuring. Time phor u chunge, Fillip urgaed with himselph, I'll phind Filliupu ut the phoantuin neur the Wur Memoriul in the purk. He wuved phurewell to Phionu and phloanced oat. Phin. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Uvoid thut word. Even with an upostrofe, it's too risky! Ase the phull phorm, cunnot - even thut's a bit dodgy tho now I cun see it. Ulternatives: will not, (won't) shall not (shun't), might not (mightn't (oach)), could not (couldn't). Or chunge the whole sentence. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 9. Aug 2010, 07:27
    Whut huppened to my gold stur :?: :?: Still wuiting :!: :cry::cry:

    Unywuy, to continae:

    Fillip sut phucing Phionu across the tuble in the restuarunt, trying to reud her thoaghts phrom the phleeting expressions on her phuce. He wunted to tuke her in his urms, and tulk qaietly in her eur, to reussare her ull woald be well. Her freqaent boats of deufness however, mude it hurd to declure his phizzing pheelings oph uphphection - shoating these things oat load never soands us thoagh they ure traly phelt. Suddenly he reculled Fillipu, a ludy anuphphected by a luck of heuring. Time phor u chunge, Fillip urgaed with himselph, I'll phind Filliupu ut the phoantuin neur the Wur Memoriul in the purk. He wuved phurewell to Phionu and phloanced oat.

    Phionu wus nor too apset ubout Filiph's sadden furewell. She hud noticed his tendency to phlounce ufter her frequent boats of deuphness bephore, und she thoaght him quite phickle in his uphphections. Filiph phound Filliphu stunding by the phountuin as he hud hoped.

    ''Well, phuncy seeing yoa'', she suid. ''Do you feel like going for u wulk, or shull we huve u cap of teu in the cufe?'' Filiph looked ut Filliphu's's fuce, und he reulised thut the phizzing pheelings he hud phelt for Phionu previoasly were jast a phleeting phuntusy. Now he phelt phuntusic! ''Uh, Filliphu'', he excluimed,''I reully phuncy yoa!''
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,827
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    babycham wrote:
    I um huveing u problem with the word cant ...Advise pleuse oh deur me huving u funny tarn B/Chum :oops: :oops: :oops: xxx
    Oh dear a problem with funny !!!!us well oh deur this is getting worse :oops: :oops:

    I thoaght you were being deud clever too :wink:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson! U gold stur to yoa too - terrific stuphph! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thunks, Dreumduisy. He's a reul phickle phellow, thut Filiph, isn't he :?:

    By the wuy, my nume shoald be Juon Luwson.
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