Just Desserts
tonesp
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Michael O' Leary(Boss of Ryanair) goes into a bar in Dublin and orders a pint of Guinness.One Euro says the barman.A bargain says O'leary and hands over his coin.Now then Mr O'leary says the barman Woud you be wanting a glass with that?...........Well I liked it!!!!
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Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:
I liked it too :!:
Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )
In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.
If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.0 -
joanlawson wrote:Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:
I liked it too :!:
Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )
In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.
If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.0 -
Bill Maynard, brilliant stuff :!:0
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Love the Ryanair jokes guys
Toni xx0
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