Just Desserts

tonesp
tonesp Member Posts: 844
edited 10. Aug 2010, 04:03 in Community Chit-chat archive
Michael O' Leary(Boss of Ryanair) goes into a bar in Dublin and orders a pint of Guinness.One Euro says the barman.A bargain says O'leary and hands over his coin.Now then Mr O'leary says the barman Woud you be wanting a glass with that?...........Well I liked it!!!!

Comments

  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:

    I liked it too :!: :lol::lol:

    Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )

    In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.

    If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.
    c1b3ebebbad638aa28ad5ab6d40cfe9c.gif
  • tonesp
    tonesp Member Posts: 844
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:

    I liked it too :!: :lol::lol:

    Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )

    In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.

    If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.
    As Selwyn Frogget would say Magic Our Maurice Remember him?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bill Maynard, brilliant stuff :!: :lol:
    c1b3ebebbad638aa28ad5ab6d40cfe9c.gif
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,832
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Love the Ryanair jokes guys :lol::lol::lol:

    Toni xx