Just Desserts

tonesp

Michael O' Leary(Boss of Ryanair) goes into a bar in Dublin and orders a pint of Guinness.One Euro says the barman.A bargain says O'leary and hands over his coin.Now then Mr O'leary says the barman Woud you be wanting a glass with that?...........Well I liked it!!!!

joanlawson

Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:

I liked it too :!:

Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )

In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.

If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.

tonesp

joanlawson wrote:

Hi tonesp, and welcome to the forum :!:

I liked it too :!:

Here are the Ryanair Emergency Instructions ( Yours to read for £2.50 )

In case of pressure loss, insert £1 to release oxygen mask. Secure own mask, but do not help others. They must pay for it themselves.

If the plane has to land in an emergency, insert your card into the chip and pin device. When the transaction is complete, exit aircraft. A member of crew will be on hand to collect your £25 emergency disembarkation fee.

As Selwyn Frogget would say Magic Our Maurice Remember him?

joanlawson

Bill Maynard, brilliant stuff :!:

frogmorton

Love the Ryanair jokes guys

Toni xx