New story thread

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 19. Aug 2010, 02:38 in Community Chit-chat archive
Hi

The idea of this thread is to write ONE SENTENCE only to follow on the story. I will begin with a sentence, and the next poster continue the story.

It was when Gina was blowing out the candles on her birthday cake that she first began to think that she might have super powers.
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  • mummyb
    mummyb Member Posts: 1,231
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As she blew, the windows suddenly flew out of their frames, leaving the room in disarray, the cat had landed outside in the garden, "what is going on here", she thought....
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Secondly she thought what was that strange smell!?
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Despite all the chaos which she had caused, Gina began to realise that she could have fun with her new-found powers.
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    She gently blew her way around her house, sending all the dust out of her windows, then blew her washing dry as the sun wasn't hot enough to do the job.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    By now, Gina was beginning to get the hang of it all and when an irate neighbour stormed into her garden she simply blew him home again.

    Annie
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Word of her power began to spread and soon it reached the ears of various secret agencies belonging to Her Majesty the Queen.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The document read,''Your super powers are needed for a secret mission, so please report to HQ, and destroy this letter immediately after reading.''
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gina chewed the letter and swallowed it thoughtfully.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ''Oh Blow, Mr. Snuggles :!: '' she exclaimed,''I must leave immediately for MI5 HQ'', and with just a click of her fingers, she discovered that she could fly though the air with the greatest of ease.
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Looking down, she discovered that Mr. Snuggles had attached himself to her belt and was coming along for the ride.

    Annie
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Monty, the talking cat, was in Mr. Suggles' pocket, and he was singing''Flying through the air'' at the top of his voice as they whizzed through the clouds.
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  • wendgro
    wendgro Member Posts: 296
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Having reported to HQ about the blow job I was told to sail across the ocean under my own steam and report to the Trade Winds for further details!!!
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gina had heard of Group Captain Biggles 'Drop Short' O'Toole , and she knew of his reputation, so she wondered anxiously what his secret mission for her would be.
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  • pussycat
    pussycat Member Posts: 36
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Her thoughts were interrupted when Drop Shorts announced he blew powerful and pongy air from his ****, hence the name (at times the shorts were blown to shreds)
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ''Quick, Mr. Snuggles and Monty'', yelled Gina,''let's get out of here :!: '' and with that they flew off to the top of Blackpool Tower, where Gina found an envelope containing her written instructions.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gina's instructions were quite simple,'' You must save the world by blowing away all injustices or nasty people you encounter'', so she flew immediately to the Houses of Parliament.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It was an easy matter for Gina to blow away John Prescott, and he was last seen floating off down the Thames, so then she asked Monty, who was by now engrossed in his pint and pie,''Right, who's next?''
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    Aproaching a club hut on the bank of the thames message above enter here all has beens and never were an orange faced man was seen in deep discourse with a one eyed man sly looking with a scotish accent

    For a few moments, Gina thought these weird men were real, but then she realised that they were mere figments of her imagination, so she turned round three times, jumped up and down for a minute, and finally kissed Mr. Snuggles, and suddenly they vanished into thin air.
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    WOW :!: :!: she exclaimed,''It's true that love conquers all :!: ''
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh, I thought that last bit was quite romantic, didn't you :?:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    babycham wrote:
    And so dear readers........ leaving you in suspenders until some one rude spices this upxxxB/Cham :(

    It wasn't the most convenient of times when Mr. Snuggles decided to live up to his name..........................
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