Daft jokes
dreamdaisy
Member Posts: 31,520
I bought some coconut shampoo but I don't have any coconuts.
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you, never again.
There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other 'Can you smell carrots?'
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you, never again.
There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other 'Can you smell carrots?'
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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Nothing: they were on the radio this morning. My favourite tho is still 'How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.'Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Was the field full of carrots then????
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Yes, obviously. Why else would a snowman smell carrots? Really Rob, you are a bit dim sometimes. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Yer but................what if it had been a turnip field???
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They'd have smelled swedes. Simples. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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I love silly jokes, they're the best ones.
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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says 'How do you drive this, then?'Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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dreamdaisy wrote:They'd have smelled swedes. Simples. DD
Oh yes!!!!!!....Of course..........
What do Swedes smell like???
Rob xRob0 -
Thanks for makin me smile
i love silly jokes trouble is i can never remember jokes to pass on to others.
no... sat here trying me best to tell you one. got headache now with trying too hard
juliepf xxxxx0 -
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Damn!' Boom-boom! DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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you sure are on a roll DD
keep em coming,
me sides are splittin
juliepf xxx0 -
Oh DD stop the fish jokes.......you're giving me a haddock.
Rob xRob0
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