Daft jokes

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 23. Aug 2010, 14:03 in Community Chit-chat archive
I bought some coconut shampoo but I don't have any coconuts.

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you, never again.

There are two snowmen in a field. One says to the other 'Can you smell carrots?'
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nothing: they were on the radio this morning. My favourite tho is still 'How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.' :D
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Was the field full of carrots then????

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yes, obviously. Why else would a snowman smell carrots? Really Rob, you are a bit dim sometimes. :D DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yer but................what if it had been a turnip field???

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    They'd have smelled swedes. Simples. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :D I love silly jokes, they're the best ones.

    Nx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says 'How do you drive this, then?'
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    They'd have smelled swedes. Simples. DD

    Oh yes!!!!!!....Of course.......... n045.gif

    What do Swedes smell like??? a020.gif

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  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks for makin me smile :lol:

    i love silly jokes trouble is i can never remember jokes to pass on to others.

    no... sat here trying me best to tell you one. got headache now with trying too hard :(

    juliepf xxxxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Damn!' Boom-boom! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    you sure are on a roll DD

    keep em coming,

    me sides are splittin

    juliepf xxx
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh DD stop the fish jokes.......you're giving me a haddock.

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