Confucius say

joanlawson

Confucius

• Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left

• Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants

• Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient

• Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent

• Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired

• Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted

• Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level

Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

• Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement

• Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot

• Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

• Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

• Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there

• Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point

• Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring

• Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have

• Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self

• Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self

• Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

• Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink.

Joan

mellman01

Yep good one Joan!.

trisher

Awe Joan

Well done ermm can I have some, I would like to use them particulally the tack one and some of the others. I know who I could use them on.

Will give no names but he might get the point in the end.


Trish xxx

julie47

Hi joan

must have taken you ages to type all them

glad you did i enjoyed reading them.

love juliepf x

trisher

Julie

Our Joan is very good at doing these posts. She does a lot of them and we enjoy them

Thank you Joan

Love Trish xxx

joanlawson

Thanks folks. Here's a few more:

Confucius Say
A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius Say
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say
To make a long story short, don't tell it.

Confucius Say
A giraffe's family reunion is called "necks of kin."

Confucius Say
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Confucius Say
A Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius Say
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

ninakang

Apart from:

Confucius Say
A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

They're all brilliant - I'm getting my tattoo done on 30th September

Nx

dreamdaisy

Of what and where? Will it still look OK when you are 90? That's the bit that stops me acquiring one! DD

tonesp

Probably get barred for this but:----Confusius he say Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

ninakang

dreamdaisy wrote:

Of what and where? Will it still look OK when you are 90? That's the bit that stops me acquiring one! DD

I am having a tribal flower design with my kids initials within it. On my lower back.

I won't be 90 for another 57 years so I'll worry about that later. I daren't tell my mum - she'll say something similar and then kill me just to make sure I don't have it done!

Nx