NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 26. Aug 2010, 15:54 in Community Chit-chat archive
WICOE - (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN OPEN TO MEN ONLY, ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO MULTI-TASK
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar and mobile phone to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

Course Director- Joan

Personal tutors- Nina, Val, Trisher, Bcham and Annie. Counselling arranged by Ange.

Celebrity guest lecturer- Katie Price

MEN- ENROL NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
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Comments

  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Excellent riposte delboy! These are the differences which make life with each other fun. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well done joan and to you delboy for comin up with a reply

    they both made me smile, thankyou

    pfxx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Touché, Del :D:D

    Can't wait for the guest speaker. What's he going to talk about :?: ( other than the delights of Katie Price, that is :!: :roll: )
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bombs, blocked drains and jam making. He knows lots of stuff. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Bombs, blocked drains and jam making. He knows lots of stuff. DD

    That's true, and he'll probably find the lyrics to each subject too :D
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  • marion1952
    marion1952 Member Posts: 963
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Excellent Joan and Delboy- really made me laugh..

    Marion
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Marion. That was the aim :D:D
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And there was me halfway through planning notes on my toilet roll roundtable discussion! I have to say both lists made me laugh!

    Nx
  • speedalong
    speedalong Member Posts: 3,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Great fun Joan and Delboy ...

    Speedy
    I have had OA since mid twenties. It affects my hips and knees. I had a THR on the left aged 30 and now have a resurface-replacement on the right - done May 2010.

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