Funny signs
joanlawson
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Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Joan
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Joan
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Funniest one I ever saw......
Driving up west coastline of Lake Michigan....
In the middle of nowhere..........A sign pointing to the right ..."Cemetary"
As we went by I glanced up the road......another sign....."Dead End"....
I'm sure is wasn't meant to be a joke............But oh!!!!!! I did chuckle..
Rob xRob0 -
Very funny, Rob I think that is one road I don't want to travel down just yet :!:0
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A few more:
AT A ZOO
Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
AT A CAR PARK
DO NOT PARK HERE
Or........
* The Wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head
* Rabid squirrels will invade your home
* Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again
* Caution advised!
UNNECESSARY NOTICE
NOTICE
Thank you for noticing this new notice.
Your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.
On a plumber's truck
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
In a restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
NOTICE IN A HOTEL BEDROOM IN TOKYO
1. Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.
2. Please to bathe inside the tub.
3. Please leave your values at the front desk.
4. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
5. Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.0 -
Hi Del. Very funny :!:
. We take your bags and send them in all direction.
This one should be up in every airport, I think :!: :shock:0 -
Has anyone driven on the motorway in Ireland? If you leave the m/way (the one from Belfast going south) as you leave on the slip road by Dublin airport, onthe back of the sign giving you directions, there is a notice saying "If you can read this you are going the wrong way"!!!!!!0
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Joan
Where do you get these from???
Trish xxx0 -
trisher wrote:Joan
Where do you get these from???
Trish xxx
From the far-flung regions of the internet, Trisher, where Del is often lurking as well :!:0 -
katekelly wrote:Has anyone driven on the motorway in Ireland? If you leave the m/way (the one from Belfast going south) as you leave on the slip road by Dublin airport, onthe back of the sign giving you directions, there is a notice saying "If you can read this you are going the wrong way"!!!!!!
Only the Irish :!:
Although a strange notice went up at the end of my road recently. We have a couple of shops nearby, which are clearly visible for all to see, but some workmen appeared one day and put up a signpost which says 'Local Shops.' Why :?:0 -
delboy wrote:Always been a bit of a lurker me. 8)
You've done it again :!:0 -
Oh please....I have just put my contact lenses in. Now they are all misty with the tears oflaughter,
ElizabethNever be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no ones definition of your life
Define yourself........
Harvey Fierstein0 -
delboy wrote:Oops! I'll go and change immediately.
Notice in café: All the water in this establishment has been passed by the management.
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