In a silly mood

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joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 17. Sep 2010, 20:34 in Community Chit-chat archive
Hi

I was in a silly mood, so I typed ' Tell me something funny' into the computer. This is what it came up with, and it made me laugh:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Joan :D
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  • valval
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  • carol101
    carol101 Member Posts: 584
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    That is so funny. I've just copied it and sent a load of emails :)
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Joan

    Are yoou still taking the medicine :shock:

    What made you put that in?? Being a teenager again??? :wink:

    Love Trish xxxx :D
  • cebeem
    cebeem Bots Posts: 472
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Joan you should stay off those free drinks at Cane and Abels ..I think it must be that contraband stuff!
    I will report it now!


    *CB* :|
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    carol101 wrote:
    That is so funny. I've just copied it and sent a load of emails :)

    Glad I'm not the only one to find it funny, Carol :lol::lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    trisher wrote:
    Joan

    Are yoou still taking the medicine :shock:

    What made you put that in?? Being a teenager again??? :wink:

    Love Trish xxxx :D

    Hi Trish

    Yes, as you know, I am a recycled teenager :!: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    cebeem wrote:
    Joan you should stay off those free drinks at Cane and Abels ..I think it must be that contraband stuff!
    I will report it now!


    *CB* :|

    Hi CB

    That explains everything :!: :shock: :shock:
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  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 1,367
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    JOAN! That's plagiarism that! Ron posted that on his have a laugh thread months ago - I remember because I found it hilarious and sent it to all my friends :D

    Nx
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,463
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    Still worth another read though isnt it? :lol:

    Love

    Toni xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    ninakang wrote:
    JOAN! That's plagiarism that! Ron posted that on his have a laugh thread months ago - I remember because I found it hilarious and sent it to all my friends :D

    Nx

    OOhh dear, sorry Ron :!: Blame it on my computer, but it did make me laugh when I was in a silly mood :lol:
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    Joan

    You have the Plagues as well now :shock: Best get in the Cane and Able and have another one.
  • livinglegend
    livinglegend Member Posts: 1,425
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    Hmmmm, a three cycled tweenager.
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    Joseph 8)
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
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    livinglegend wrote:
    Hmmmm, a three cycled tweenager.
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    Joseph 8)

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    Yes, that's definitely me, Joseph :!: :lol:

    Joan :D
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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
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    From Trish xxx
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