Classifieds: Free Husband

cthornley
cthornley Member Posts: 627
edited 13. Oct 2010, 12:53 in Community Chit-chat archive
Sanctimonious preachy husband with own car and teeth free to a good home ONO...will deliver, no refunds :x
Chrissie

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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sell him on ebay

    Listing could read

    Having clear out must go no returns
    Tall Dark muscular man in his mid .....(50?)
    All his own teeth and hair
    Own transport
    Need a little house training
    Starting the bidding low
    99p
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    cthornley wrote:
    Sanctimonious preachy husband with own car and teeth free to a good home ONO...will deliver, no refunds :x
    Chrissie
    Does he do gardening :) if not you can keep him :roll: sorry :)
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    why not cash in on his life insurance!?
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    why not cash in on his life insurance!?
    New patio and decking in the back garden????
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ah. The heart consultant is breaking yours. What a ****. I am so very sorry. Stick with us, girl. We'll see you right. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • c4thyg
    c4thyg Member Posts: 542
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    No thanks, I'm still getting rid of my last one!!

    Maybe he needs an MOT and bit of a tune up? :lol:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,103
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    yeah Cathy maybe a full service??
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Is he dogmatic, 'always right', pigheaded and precious? If so, I don't need another one, thanks!

    Annie
  • cthornley
    cthornley Member Posts: 627
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    DD yes once again
    thanks everybody

    Lupin – hes actually mid 30’s although you wouldn’t know it with his great impression of a grumpy old man
    Barbara – unfortunately not but he does cut hedges occasionally
    Mellman – would do but what with the hassle of disposing of the body and the paperwork involved
    Annie – so you’ve met him then

    Grrr unsympathetic, deluded and unrealistic all come to mind – I know that’s not really selling him but I was hoping that some people will take anything for free :wink:

    If we didn’t have a little boy to consider I would have booked myself in a 5star hotel at his expense until he realised what an idiot he was
    Chrissie
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh chrissie, I am so sorry. He is his parent's child, isn't he? I remember my mum telling me years ago - in fact, probably the only bit of sensible advice she has ever given me - that the things that irritate in a boyfriend will a) never be changed by the girlfriend, people only change if they want to and b) what irritates will worsen with age, which applies to both parties. How true. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I take it you're having a rough patch Chrissie .............so sorry :(

    Luv Legs :|
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Oh chrissie, I am so sorry. He is his parent's child, isn't he? I remember my mum telling me years ago - in fact, probably the only bit of sensible advice she has ever given me - that the things that irritate in a boyfriend will a) never be changed by the girlfriend, people only change if they want to and b) what irritates will worsen with age, which applies to both parties. How true. DD

    She is so right.

    And the things that were once endearing, cute or appealing become frustrating, irritating and appalling. I can think of a few...


    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You could give him to a charity shop :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Some of them collect items from your home.....

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