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mellman01
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Now the war office is showing signs of being as dappy as our old dog, she's only gone out a got hold of some coal tar soap, I mean why!?, it smell odd and I keep thinking there is something electrical burning in the flippin house what's wrong with modern cleaning products next thing she will be using a stick and the ashes from the fire to clean her bloody teeth!.
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Is that any way to speak of Mrs Mell?Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Oh the war office is OK with it DD I'm always taking the rise out of her!, she normally puts something in my dinner if I get out of hand!0
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Avoid tonight's offering then! I hadn't realised that the war office is your equivalent to SWMBO - :oops: I shall amend my other post. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Best you do DD or you'll be for the high jump if er indoors clocks you!.0
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Hi Mell
Cleanliness is next to godliness, as they say, so you will have a shining halo soon :!:
When I wer a lass, you were lucky if you had soap. A dip in't tin bath in front o't fire, and a rub down wi a nice bit o' coal wer all we got :!:
Joan ( with apologies to Monty Python )0 -
Cor, you were lucky, Joan! All we had was lye soap.........I have the scars to prove it!
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Lye soap, Annie :?: Flippin Heck, you was posh :!: :!: :shock:0
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dreamdaisy wrote:Avoid tonight's offering then! I hadn't realised that the war office is your equivalent to SWMBO - :oops: I shall amend my other post. DD
ok, hate to sound stupid, but i am so i will!
whats SWMBO?
sue (sat in the corner in a dunce hat already, so don't send me there)0 -
Wow Joan you had coal!, by heck we only had frozen gravel!.0
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thank you lynn.
whats the equivalent for him indoors, (well outside in his shed!) then?
HWITS?
(he who's in the shed?)
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HWSBI - he who should be ignored. DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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well said DD!
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Thanks for this thread Mell
My OH buys coal tar, and I hate the smell, its sought of clinical and weird...anyhow I can now show him that I am not the only one :roll:Love
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barbara12 wrote:Thanks for this thread Mell
My OH buys coal tar, and I hate the smell, its sought of clinical and weird...anyhow I can now show him that I am not the only one :roll:
I'm with you I thought the telly was going to burst into flames the other day, really odd pong I was hunting high and low for the offending electrical item that I thought was going Pete Tong, what gets me is she ie er in doors is normally allergic to almost everything including fresh air, and this stuff can stop a dead badger stinking but the war office doesn't even notice it!.0
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