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joanlawson
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Reincarnation: Wearing exactly the same flower in your lapel at a wedding as you wore at the last wedding you went to.
Autobiography: The life story of a car.
Permutation: A bad hair day.
Monkeys: What they use to unlock doors in a monestary.
Politician: A man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Steroids: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Pasteurize - Where your life flashes during a near-death experience.
Medical Definitions
* Bacteria - Rear entrance to the cafeteria
* Triage - The number of years that an oak or pine has been alive
* Paradox - Two doctors
* Coma - Italian device for brushing your hair
* Plastic surgery - Cutting up your credit cards
* Insane - What you end up in if you jump off a bridge in Paris
* Intravenous drip - Light rain, on planet Venus
Autobiography: The life story of a car.
Permutation: A bad hair day.
Monkeys: What they use to unlock doors in a monestary.
Politician: A man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Steroids: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Pasteurize - Where your life flashes during a near-death experience.
Medical Definitions
* Bacteria - Rear entrance to the cafeteria
* Triage - The number of years that an oak or pine has been alive
* Paradox - Two doctors
* Coma - Italian device for brushing your hair
* Plastic surgery - Cutting up your credit cards
* Insane - What you end up in if you jump off a bridge in Paris
* Intravenous drip - Light rain, on planet Venus
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Joan
Are you sure you feel alright? :shock: Where do you get these from?
Love Trish xxx0 -
nice ones Joan0 -
i thought paradox was a parachuting dr!
sorry!
sue0 -
trisher wrote:Joan
Are you sure you feel alright? :shock: Where do you get these from?
Love Trish xxx
I'm fine thanks Trish, and so is Tommy Tucker
I get them from the far-flung corners of the internet, where only silghtly mad people venture0 -
like them.....
off course saw thread title, thought this must be joan and sure enough its you! keep up the good work, thought provoking.0 -
Thanks Oneday. Here's a few more dotty definitions.
Fungi - Male party animal.
Fungal - Female party animal.
Mushroom - Where fungi and fungal get together.
Aftermath: Kept behind when school finishes to catch up on your arithmetic.
Dilate - To live longer than expected.
Politics - A kind of bloodsucking parasite that infects parrots. (it makes them talk too much)
Bankruptcy - A fate worse than debt.
Detergents - what perfumes aren't supposed to do.0 -
Love it Joan
Iris xxx0 -
Glad you like them Iris. Here's a couple more-couldn't resist :!:
Catalyst: Several cows names written in alphabetical order.
Announce - One sixteenth of a pound.0 -
joanlawson wrote:trisher wrote:Joan
Are you sure you feel alright? :shock: Where do you get these from?
Love Trish xxx
I'm fine thanks Trish, and so is Tommy Tucker
I get them from the far-flung corners of the internet, where only silghtly mad people venture
It this tommy Tucker??
He looks a wee bit like Daisy!!!!
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Toni xx0 -
Hi Toni
No, it's not Tommy Tucker , but it's a bit like him. You can see photos of Tommy ( and me ) if you click on the link on my profile.
Joan0 -
joanlawson wrote:Glad you like them Iris. Here's a couple more-couldn't resist :!:
Catalyst: Several cows names written in alphabetical order.
Announce - One sixteenth of a pound.
I must remember that last one...love it0 -
frogmorton wrote:joanlawson wrote:trisher wrote:Joan
Are you sure you feel alright? :shock: Where do you get these from?
Love Trish xxx
I'm fine thanks Trish, and so is Tommy Tucker
I get them from the far-flung corners of the internet, where only silghtly mad people venture
It this tommy Tucker??
He looks a wee bit like Daisy!!!!
Love
Toni xx
Lovely cat but not sure if he is smiling or eyeing me up for lunch ????0 -
joanlawson wrote:Hi Toni
No, it's not Tommy Tucker , but it's a bit like him. You can see photos of Tommy ( and me ) if you click on the link on my profile.
Joan
He is so cute. Must try and get some pictures of my pets...cat dog and a snake.0 -
Mistress Something that's between a Mister and a Mattress0
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tonesp wrote:Mistress Something that's between a Mister and a Mattress
Good one, Tone
Horoscope - A device for measuring how scary something is.
Apricot: Where baby apes sleep.
Junk - The stuff we throw away
Stuff - The junk we keep.0
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