Getting Older
joanlawson
Member Posts: 8,681
Thoughts on getting older
# Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
# The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
# You feel like the 'morning after' and you haven't been anywhere the night before.
# Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
# Your children begin to look middle aged.
# You reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
# Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
# You look forward to a dull evening.
# You turn out lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
# You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
# Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
# You regret all those mistakes you made, especially resisting temptation.
# Your back goes out more than you do.
# You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
# You know all the answers but nobody asks you any questions.
# You no longer grit your teeth at night, because you don't sleep in the same room as they do.
# When you see your reflection, you wonder why the old person is staring at you.
# The candles at your bithday party cost more than the cake.
# By law, a fire extinguisher must be present, when they light your candles.
# You are older than your doctor.
# Joints that were soft, stay stiff, muscles that got stiff, now stay soft.
I think I'm just going stay young forever. How about you :?:
Joan
# Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
# The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
# You feel like the 'morning after' and you haven't been anywhere the night before.
# Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
# Your children begin to look middle aged.
# You reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
# Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
# You look forward to a dull evening.
# You turn out lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
# You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
# Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
# You regret all those mistakes you made, especially resisting temptation.
# Your back goes out more than you do.
# You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
# You know all the answers but nobody asks you any questions.
# You no longer grit your teeth at night, because you don't sleep in the same room as they do.
# When you see your reflection, you wonder why the old person is staring at you.
# The candles at your bithday party cost more than the cake.
# By law, a fire extinguisher must be present, when they light your candles.
# You are older than your doctor.
# Joints that were soft, stay stiff, muscles that got stiff, now stay soft.
I think I'm just going stay young forever. How about you :?:
Joan
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all true Joan :!:0 -
made me laugh too
thank you
JuliePF x0 -
Sorry about that Del............ I didn't want to reveal my sources :oops: :oops:
You are very young at heart anyway!!!0 -
Oh lordy, I've got at least half of what's on the list and I'm only 33! :shock:0
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Aw, don`t worry Cath, I`m twice your age, and I`ve got none of `em.
See, age brings the ability to lie, whilst keeping a straight face!!!0 -
None of it's too bad Joan when you consider the alternative to getting old .There's many in the old boneyard would swop with us0
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tonesp wrote:None of it's too bad Joan when you consider the alternative to getting old .There's many in the old boneyard would swop with us
Too true
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Normally I would poo! hoo! the idea of getting old,but after spending the night and today with 'Arther' feel older than my mum and dad.Knew I had too good a day yesterday!! Was even too tired to throw any strops! Took a p/k at 2am,knowing it would react and it did,so felt like rubbish all day.Hope everyone else had a better day.Mirabella.0
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Oh dear, Mirabella. Arthur has a way of making us all feel older sometimes. I hope you feel a bit better now.0
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by the way Joan loved your pics!! I have so much to learn on this computer,want so much to join the clever gang Mirabella0
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It's the nuances that bother me, Del0
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