Yes Please!!!!!

lupin15
lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
edited 8. Nov 2010, 12:54 in Community Chit-chat archive
The golden warm rays of the sun caressed her bronzed and shapely body. From under the brim of his hat he could see the slow trail of sweat creeping down her throat. "God so many beautiful woman and so little time !!" His wife gave him an icy look. Opps did i say that out loud????

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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As he watched Stella, the bronzed and shapely woman Don had been admiring from the other side of the pool, she suddenly turned towards him. Their eyes met, and it was as if fire ran through his veins. He hadn't felt like this in years, and he knew that he had to find a way of meeting her.
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    As their eyes met, she quickly and quite deliberately winked at him. He could not help the sudden smile which spread over his face and, getting to his feet, he began to stroll casually toward her.
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 7. Nov 2010, 13:37
    rehab44 wrote:
    SUDDENLY from behind a palm tree his short fat body silhouetted against the lowering sun stood a man.. a man like no other.. a legend in his own lunchtime.... it was....Fat Kev clad in an dayglo orange mankini......" Anyone seen my blood brother Melll and whose the tart?"

    Welcome back me hearty thought this might bring you out of the wood work.
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Her eyes dropped and, as if held by an invisible string, she turned towards the short, fat silhouette.......her feet reluctantly began to move towards him, away from Brian and his longing..........
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Stella waved franticly her 44 FF briefly holted the beams of sunshine that bounced of Fat Kevs lush shorts (did clash a little with his bright red skin). Ah bless!!!
    Now where was i?
    "you how?" Stella shouted.
    Fat Kev looked behind him to to make sure that Stella was shouting and waving at him......yep no one else around.
    "Do you want some of my apple tart?" Stella asked him sweetly.....
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "Sorry Fat Kev," she took a quick gasp of air in and blurted out ...."There is NO BEER!!!!" a silence fell and everyone turned at looked. "WHAT NO BEER " he bellowed at the top of this voice.
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "N n n no" she replied, faintly..........

    "WHY?" bellowed Fat Kev at the top of his voice

    In a small voice that could hardly be heard, she said "It's that Hotel Priory down the road.............they keep hi-jacking our deliveries......." and with that she burst into tears.
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "Right " said Fat Kev " We will have to bloody well do something about that"
    " MEL, MEL WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU..." he Screamed at the top of his voice.
  • mirabella
    mirabella Member Posts: 272
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    this is so much better and funnier than any tv,waiting with bated breath for next chapter.Mirabella
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mirabella wrote:
    this is so much better and funnier than any tv,waiting with bated breath for next chapter.Mirabella

    I must admit so far so good please feel free to join in..... really enjoying myself...
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fat Kev stomped down the white golden sands with the sun drawn to his red and now blistering skin." MEL MEL GET YOUR **** HERE NOW". yelling at the top of his voice.... eeeeeeee,thud, bang....
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    .........boiled red and lifeless on the white sand.

    With a screech of brakes and a shower of sand, most of which landed on the hapless Fat Kev, a beach jeep halted alongside him. Wearing only his sunglasses and a thong, with great dignity the driver stepped down from his vehicle

    "Wot's goin' on 'ere, then?" he enquired in a voice at once abrasive and commanding.
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mariella and Stella both gasped...".ooooooowwwww, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmmmmmmm" they moaned.
    " Love your si..sil.sil...ver bong...er i mean thong....stuttered Stella finding it hard to drag her eyes away from his .......
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    .........rather long, mean looking rifle.

    Looking down at the body prone on the sands, he shouted "BEER" at the top of his voice. Both beautiful ladies at once burst into tears........all the while keeping clear of the ever widening circles the rifle was sweeping.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Who could this gun-wielding, thong-wearing driver possibly be, they all wondered :?: And how could he be such an authority on the availability of beer :?:

    ''Right, stop that stupid crying NOW :!: '' he bellowed at the ladies, ''And stand up like a man, Fat Kev :!: We're in a sticky situation here.This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got caught on a sticky bun."

    ''Alan :!: :!: '' shouted Kev. ''It's Alan D. Lord :!: :!: ''

    " Fat Kev, your brain is like the four headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen" shouted Alan.
    "In what way? " asked Kev
    "It doesn't exist " replied Alan.
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "Hello hello hello, what's going on here then?" and ended up with the barrel of the gun lodged up his left nostril. "OK Ok " pulling the barrel out " Whats this all about?"
    "BEER BEER BEER NO BEER" Yelled Fat Kev from under the police officers feet.
    The Police officers slowly looked down and had to blink a couple of times. (What was that on the ground)?

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