Today....

robertls
robertls Member Posts: 2,304
edited 22. Nov 2010, 15:46 in Community Chit-chat archive
Today....

I have mostly been replacing wheel arches on my off-roader....

I tried to go through a gap through the trees 5ft 7 inches.....

With a vehicle 5ft 10 inches.......

Took both off......clean as a whistle......

I did a farmers repair......

12 x 2 inch self tapping screws.........

And a quantity of bale twine......

Rob x

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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,137
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well done Rob (you need whiskers like cats have to see if you can fit through dubious sized gaps)

    I been to see Harry Potter :D

    Was good :wink:

    Love

    toni xx
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Your very clever Rob....well you weren't then you were :? :? :)
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • daylily
    daylily Member Posts: 619
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Sounds like you need one of these
    :D:D:D
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bale twine has it's uses........about 1001 of them!

    Annie
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Bale twine has it's uses........about 1001 of them!

    Annie

    And the rest.......

    You'll never believe this......

    But one day......

    I used it to bale hay...........

    Rob x

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I very well did......

    With a tractor......

    Blue it was......

    The tractor.......not the twine......

    Rob x

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    robertls wrote:
    Today....

    I have mostly been replacing wheel arches on my off-roader....

    I tried to go through a gap through the trees 5ft 7 inches.....

    With a vehicle 5ft 10 inches.......

    Took both off......clean as a whistle......

    I did a farmers repair......

    12 x 2 inch self tapping screws.........

    And a quantity of bale twine......

    Rob x

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    Just think, i you had have swerved one and a half inches either way you could have saved one of them! :D:lol:

    Hope your Blue Peter repair holds well mate

    Tony
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just read my post back and it makes me look a bit dumb if you don't realise it's a joke :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

    Tony
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think he's off counting them now and making notes..

    Tony :lol:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tinkerbelle wrote:
    tjt6768 wrote:
    I think he's off counting them now and making notes..

    Tony :lol:
    Tony its either that or counting sheep with some nubile village maiden :shock: :shock: :shock: Tinks
    What again...?? I don't know.. He gets way too much action, :roll: :lol:
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oye.....you pair.......

    Casting 'thingys' on my 'whatsit'.......

    57.........hold trousers up....

    58............stitch side of horse.....

    5??????...........errrrrr..........buggar.....

    1..........bale hay....

    Rob x

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What number is tying a nubile wench to the bedpost? :lol:
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    What number is tying a nubile wench to the bedpost? :lol:

    1002.........

    Rob x

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Is it allowed to skip the first 1001 then or do you have to work your way through them, thus giving said nubile wench time to make a hasty retreat?
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Is it allowed to skip the first 1001 then or do you have to work your way through them, thus giving said nubile wench time to make a hasty retreat?


    Speed I walk now adays...........

    A leisurely stoll would beat me......

    Oh you can pick numbers at randy............errr....Oh I mean random......

    And as long as it has a pulse.........I'm game.........

    Rob x

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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oooo, you do mayk eye larrfff...

    Tony :D
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ROBERTLS. I am shocked. :shock: SHOCKED! And also slightly intrigued. :D DD
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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    ROBERTLS. I am shocked. :shock: SHOCKED! And also slightly intrigued. :D DD

    I was slightly intrigued once.........

    Got ointment for it.........

    Rob x

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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Did it taste like chicken, Rob?

    Annie
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Did it taste like chicken, Rob?

    Annie


    Ah ha........So...

    You got the same ointment.......

    Rob x

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  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Did it taste like chicken, Rob?

    Annie


    Ah ha........So...

    You got the same ointment.......

    Rob x

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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Yeah..........think so.....green and smelly, but tasted ok.

    Annie
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Yeah..........think so.....green and smelly, but tasted ok.

    Annie

    That was the 'condition' not the ointment......

    Rob x

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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Doh! No wonder it tasted so good..........

    Annie

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