Ponderisms
joanlawson
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Hi
Some thoughts to ponder:
Remember...
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed
Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind
And narrowness of the waist change places.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
In just two days from now,tomorrow will be yesterday.
Men are like Weather-Nothing can be done to change
them.
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
In case you didn't know... Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings.... we simply continue to fly....
on a broomstick....
After all we are flexible
Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Joan
Some thoughts to ponder:
Remember...
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed
Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind
And narrowness of the waist change places.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
In just two days from now,tomorrow will be yesterday.
Men are like Weather-Nothing can be done to change
them.
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
In case you didn't know... Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings.... we simply continue to fly....
on a broomstick....
After all we are flexible
Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Joan
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Haha, nice one Joan.. Just checking, are you getting your PM's?
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Oh i like them Joan.
Most true in my case :roll:
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