Ponderisms

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joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 21. Nov 2010, 19:45 in Community Chit-chat archive
Hi

Some thoughts to ponder:

Remember...
Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed

Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind
And narrowness of the waist change places.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

In just two days from now,tomorrow will be yesterday.

Men are like Weather-Nothing can be done to change
them.

Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

In case you didn't know... Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings.... we simply continue to fly....
on a broomstick....
After all we are flexible

Wouldn't you know it....Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Joan :D
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Haha, nice one Joan.. Just checking, are you getting your PM's?

    Tony :mrgreen:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Glad you like them. No problems with my PMs.
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  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Oh i like them Joan. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Most true in my case :roll:
    debs