Christmas songs

lupin15
lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
edited 5. Dec 2010, 09:43 in Community Chit-chat archive
You know the drill...

All i want for Christmas is you.....
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


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    i DO NOT WISH IT COULD BE BLOODY CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OK?
    what about every leap year..
    Love
    Barbara
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jingle bells Santa smells.....hows that rehab???
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think this is cute, it's Alvin & the Chipmunks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnrosVyamY&feature=related
  • wooly-monkey
    wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    Better :D You can't beat Rodgers and Hammerstein


    How about "The Swan" from "Carnival of the Animals" by Jaqueline Duprey?
    I think it's Christmassy and it "sends"me completely.
    Wooly-m
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Not another troll on the board....pleezzeee
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
    She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
    And we'd begged her not to go.
    But she'd left her medication,
    So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
    When they found her Christmas mornin',
    At the scene of the attack.
    There were hoof prints on her forehead,
    And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
  • wooly-monkey
    wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    wooly-monkey wrote:
    rehab44 wrote:
    Better :D You can't beat Rodgers and Hammerstein


    How about "The Swan" from "Carnival of the Animals" by Jaqueline Duprey?
    I think it's Christmassy and it "sends"me completely.
    Wooly-m

    This one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVUDHzr-Ow

    I just woke up! I went out like a light. Lovely. thanks Rehab, love them all!!!
    Wooly
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We three Kings of Orient are,
    One in a taxi, one in a car,
    One on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
    Following yonder star.
    Oh
    Star of wonder, star of light,
    Sit on a box of dynamite,
    Pull the trigger here we go,
    On our way to Mexico!

    or
    We four Beatles of Liverpool are,
    Paul in a taxi, John in a car,
    George on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
    Following Ringo Star.
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Ron....I love the chipmunks.....now you have me sing ..I want a hoola hoop :lol::lol:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Babs, it's so cute isn't it? :lol:
  • angelgirl7
    angelgirl7 Member Posts: 118
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lupin15 wrote:
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
    She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
    And we'd begged her not to go.
    But she'd left her medication,
    So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
    When they found her Christmas mornin',
    At the scene of the attack.
    There were hoof prints on her forehead,
    And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

    LOVE IT - I make my son watch the 'film' every Christmas but its me laughing loudly !!

    Beckie xx
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Try not to control me like you do to others please.
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    To be sung to the tune: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

    The restroom door said Gentlemen
    So I just walked inside
    I took two steps and realized
    I'd been taken for a ride
    I heard high voices turned and found
    The place was occupied
    By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
    What could be worse?
    Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

    The restroom door said Gentlemen
    It must have been a gag
    As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
    She sprayed me with a can of mace
    And snapped me with her bag.
    I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
    What can I say?
    It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

    The restroom door said Gentlemen
    And I would like to find
    The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
    Cause I've got two black eyes
    And one high heel up my behind
    Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
    Boy, oh, boy.

    I am sure rehab could think of funny/rude xmas song!!!
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    This one's nice too, Andy Williams:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=uk&v=L2urlriwjcg
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Doris Day at her best:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xxe2N7vlCE
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I can't help it (or I need help, one of the two) but I only have to hear 'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree' once and I'm still singing it in February...........

    Annie
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,534
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion


    Don't you see yourself in that? Try to be respectable to others and not a control freak.
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    All the modern songs sound naff, flippin cold play have one out and it's crap honestly total rubbish just trying to make money out of the sad and gulable.
    I'm just waitng for Cliff to turn up with his latest bit of seasonal tripe!, now where did I put that revolver?? :mrgreen:
    Hey and why is it those people who hang loads of naff lights and iluminated sant's all over the sad little houses are always totally devoid of any sense of humour?. it's like people who really take the rise out of you and everyone around them and think their really funny when their not,if you do it back straight away they throw Teddy all over the place, it's a strange old world isn't it?
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rondetto wrote:
    Doris Day at her best:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xxe2N7vlCE
    Now you are talking...like they say you cant beat the old ones....I got the Elvis CD out of the mail last week...he sings silent night on it....what a voice :D:D
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Daddy's Home and I Think He's Drunk

    Sing to the tune of: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

    Oh you better not shout,
    You better not cry,
    You better not pout,
    I'm tellin' you why;

    Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

    He's walkin' real slow,
    He slurs when he speaks,
    I don't even think
    He's shaved in two weeks,

    Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

    He spent most of our money
    On Johnny Walker Black
    And then he took all of the rest
    And lost it at the track.

    Sooo.... You better not pout,
    You better not cry,
    I don't like that look in his eye,
    Daddy's home and I think he's...
    Daddy's home and boy is he...

    Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ummm sounds like a rugby song.... where all going on a lion hunt??? Not very Christmas's
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    No :D but similar :D

    Come on then lets hear it or it will be taken off by the moderator??
  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh well in box me could do with a laugh
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 3,635
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I've merged the two Xmas song topics together for clarity.

    Moderator
  • Maori
    Maori Member Posts: 17
    edited 4. Dec 2010, 07:08
    well heres one for ya but comes with a swearing warning so view at your own risk :mrgreen:

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