A PLAY ON WORDS........
wooly-monkey
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Old Age:- When actions creak louder than words.
I thought this was brilliant.
I would love to hear more if anyone has them.
Wooly
I thought this was brilliant.
I would love to hear more if anyone has them.
Wooly
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Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!
TonyMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.
INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.
DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.
KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives
OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.
Joan0 -
tjt6768 wrote:Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!
Tony
How did you know that?
It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
Wooly0 -
joanlawson wrote:FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.
INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.
DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.
KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives
OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.
I thought that would get you going Joan! Did you get them from your own head or what?
I especially liked KINDRED.
Wooly0 -
What a list to wake up to!!!!
I particularly like the one at the VERY bottom and the political and research one to follow.
Wooly0 -
Hi Wooly, think I must be psychic... I knew I was going to write this... :? Lol
Tony
wooly-monkey wrote:tjt6768 wrote:Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!
Tony
How did you know that?
It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
WoolyMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0
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