A PLAY ON WORDS........

wooly-monkey
wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
edited 4. Dec 2010, 14:09 in Community Chit-chat archive
Old Age:- When actions creak louder than words.

I thought this was brilliant.
I would love to hear more if anyone has them.

Wooly

Comments

  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
    Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

    Tony :mrgreen:
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.

    INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary

    TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

    SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.

    DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.

    KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives

    OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

    EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.

    Joan :D
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  • wooly-monkey
    wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
    Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

    Tony :mrgreen:

    How did you know that?
    It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
    Wooly
  • wooly-monkey
    wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    joanlawson wrote:
    FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.

    INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary

    TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

    SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.

    DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.

    KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives

    OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

    EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.

    I thought that would get you going Joan! Did you get them from your own head or what?
    I especially liked KINDRED.
    Wooly
  • wooly-monkey
    wooly-monkey Member Posts: 115
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What a list to wake up to!!!!
    I particularly like the one at the VERY bottom and the political and research one to follow.
    Wooly
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Wooly, think I must be psychic... I knew I was going to write this... :? Lol

    Tony
    :mrgreen:
    tjt6768 wrote:
    Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
    Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

    Tony :mrgreen:

    How did you know that?
    It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
    Wooly
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP