A PLAY ON WORDS........

wooly-monkey

Old Age:- When actions creak louder than words.

I thought this was brilliant.
I would love to hear more if anyone has them.

Wooly

tjt6768

Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

Tony

joanlawson

FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.

INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.

DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.

KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives

OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.

Joan

wooly-monkey

tjt6768 wrote:

Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

Tony

How did you know that?
It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
Wooly

wooly-monkey

joanlawson wrote:

FOOTBALL: That which all women marry without knowing.

INFLATION: Having to pay next years prices on last year's salary

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

DATA: What a baby computer calls its father.

DEADLINE: Fence around a graveyard.

KINDRED: A fear of being visited by relatives

OBESITY: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

EARTH: A minor planet with major problems.

I thought that would get you going Joan! Did you get them from your own head or what?
I especially liked KINDRED.
Wooly

wooly-monkey

What a list to wake up to!!!!
I particularly like the one at the VERY bottom and the political and research one to follow.
Wooly

tjt6768

Hi Wooly, think I must be psychic... I knew I was going to write this... :? Lol

Tony

wooly-monkey wrote:

tjt6768 wrote:

Arthritis is like a seatbelt:
Clunk, click, every trip!!!!!!!

Tony

How did you know that?
It's what I say every time I TRY to get out of the chair!
Wooly