Evil food!.

mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 6. Dec 2010, 03:38 in Community Chit-chat archive
I’m convinced that those little cocktail sausages and all the other cheap mass produced fat filled Christmas snack also contain high levels of narcotics, I know there full of cack but if their about I can’t stop eating them even though I know there really really bad for me, and the other horrible thing is they are mostly made out of all the leftovers bits of pigs chickens cows etc, as the old saying goes wall’s have ears, and lips and connective tissue but still that doesn't stop me from stuffing me face.
Oh and don’t forget Pringles another evil snack from hell once you pop you can’t stop, dam right you can’t I have progressed onto smoking them now, hey I wonder if you can snort the crumbs?, now there’s a thought!??.

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  • coco67
    coco67 Member Posts: 2,374
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Twig*ets cant just eat one of two , has to be the whole packet
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    And what about scotch eggs!, don't repeat DON'T ever have the Quorn ones they are the food of Satan they are!. Oh god I'm drooling now!!!. :oops:
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    like those cheapo freezer shop places - i just look and thinik of all the cr@p in the stuff, basically some chicken feet,ears, do they have ears? well they do but where? all bunged up and mixed with some types of cheap fats, bunged in a box for 99p to feed a family of 50 whilst the directors are probably eating some organic rare meat somewhere!
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    coco67 wrote:
    Twig*ets cant just eat one of two , has to be the whole packet
    :D I agree the really sticky fingers are a bit off putting though


    WAY to much info Len!, anyway where the hell have you been?.
  • tonesp
    tonesp Member Posts: 844
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Chicken lips and Bird's Eye Lashes the main ingredients of junk food A few dollops of saturated fat,pig's toenails,eye of newt and other such charming ingredients.BUT!!! How do they make them so bloody addictive?Does Delia or Jamie have the answer?Knoweth not!! :? :? :? :? :?
  • NinaKKang
    NinaKKang Member Posts: 663
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I literally cannot have pringles in the house because I eat and eat them until I feel ill. I have stopped eating processed meat because of the gluten so at least I'm safe from it.

    I miss "You are what you eat" - when she showed the table of foods the person normally ate in a week - always looks delicious to me!

    Nx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jelly snakes for me, will be my downfall one day I know it.. It says all natural, but all natural what?????????
    There's some nasty bad as$ things in nature!!!! I think they have some addictive venom in them, it's like they know my name!!

    Tony :cry: (run out of em now)
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh, and Jammy D0dg3rs too, but we all know how evil an cunning raspberries are, they pull you in, lulling you into a false sense of security then BAM!!! Drown you in their sticky gooyiness......


    Tony :mrgreen:
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    delboy wrote:
    500kg tubs of Wine Gums and Tangfastics are my downfall, damn you Costco



    That place is a den of eniquity there Del, I once went in and never came out again!!!! :shock:

    HUGE boxes of sweets and crisps, and stuff and things and shiney things and big things and... Everything...


    Tony :mrgreen:
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  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,395
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cheese and onion crisps - I love them - yet they leave my breath reeking of last weeks socks :shock: :oops:
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 11,333
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ow Mel you got pringles :D the cheese and chives one.... I just eat too many... Cris xx

    Hi Nina welcome back :D xx
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hasn't there been some research which shows that junk food can be as addictive as drugs :?: Apparently, it stimulates the same part of the brain which feels pleasure, and as with drugs, the brain then craves more and more to feel the same level of pleasure. That's why you want to eat more crisps, sweets etc. I know the theory and the dangers, but it still doesn't stop me. Help :!: That's the definition of an addict :shock: :shock:
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  • janie68
    janie68 Member Posts: 1,186
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Salted cashew nuts
    for me, I have to eat the whole packet.

    Nuts-but aren't they good for you? I suppose but it's the salt that's the problem, it sends my BP sky high


    Janie
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I think your right on this one Joan, I'm sure the human brain is designed to go for salt suger and fat and that's why a lot of fast foods are full of them, hey Pringle crumbs don't try snorting them they clogg up your sinuses!.
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,395
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    janie68 wrote:
    Salted cashew nuts
    Nuts-but aren't they good for you? I suppose but it's the salt that's the problem, it sends my BP sky high
    Janie

    It's not just the salt Janie - they're high in cholesterol :shock: .......but they're delicious and my favourite nut too - the jumbo ones especially...... on the plus they are full of protein and fibre :lol:
    Love, Legs x
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Salt, sugar and fat, the ultimate hangover cure is a something chickeny meal (large) from McDs. Works every time. Haven't had one for over a year now - ain't I been a good girl?

    I agree with del about the tangfastics, my favourites are the cherries, I save them til last (having removed them from the packet so Mr DD don't get none).

    When I have a major flare I lose my appetite, and I only want to eat plain hula-hoops and drink full-fat coke. I lost over 2 stone on that diet. Odd. DD
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