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mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 13. Dec 2010, 12:11 in Community Chit-chat archive
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear, you got a bug? Keep warm and hydrated with lots of tea! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh there you all are!, sorry it was so dead on here I fell asleep, typicle of me!.
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    It seems that there might be an epidemic of this terrible disease, so here is a list of the symptoms to watch out for. Hopefully, if the ladies recognise the symptoms early enough, they can nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

    He cannot give you a concise breakdown of his symptoms and relies on 'it hurts everywhere'.
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    His is a competitive ailment, so if you point out you suffered from the same thing but struggled through and recovered he responds: "Oh, but this is much worse."
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    He retreats to bed or the sofa and appears nervous at the thought of moving, especially when the word 'work' is used or if the phrase "get it yourself" is used in anger.
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    He may be found watching daytime programmes such as Jeremy Kyle or his favourite football DVD.
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    Men suffering from man flu are often unable to carry out their normal chores. If challenged they may sigh heavily, look martyred and state: "I am ill you know".
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    The patient may also pore over an A-Z guide to health problems or trawl medical sites on the internet, with a resulting rise in the number and severity of symptoms

    Get well soon, Mell x:)
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  • lupin15
    lupin15 Member Posts: 2,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Or just ignore them.....
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Awww Mel
    You come round to ours...might has well look after two of you then one....yep my OH is suffering... x:roll: I shall do my wifely duties....no rehab.... I mean sitting down stairs listening to him moaning and pretending I cant hear him x:)
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • mirabella
    mirabella Member Posts: 272
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    as I am a cruel and heartless woman,I personally would put all man flu victims in the garden shed,with a sleeping bag,ahot water bottle,topped up at various hours,flask of something :!: packet of parcetomol,maybe some lemsip,feed them twice a day with soup.Let them out a week later x:lol: Mirabella
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Afternoon mell, I hope those nasty, vicious man-flu symptoms are on the wane. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mellman was last spotted being 'escorted' into a private ambulance by three sexy nurses in thigh high leather boots, they took him to the man-flu-clinic where he will be waited on hand and foot by several more gorgeous nurses in even tighter uniforms... They will bring him soup and an x-box with shooting games and driving games, what a proper bloke needs when seriously ill with this viscious disease.. They will hand feed him grapes and more importantly (wimmin folk take note now...) laugh at his jokes and tell him that he IS better looking than Brad Pitt or Jude Law, and he would be a great James Bond.
    This shall last until the fever has broke and He feels well enough to leave, it is normal however, and also expected, for the fellow in question to feign illness for a little bit longer, someone has to keep them nurses in a job!!!

    Tony :))
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  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    tjt6768,

    You forgot the *peeling of the grapes*!!!!!

    Numps :roll: :roll:
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    numptynora wrote:
    tjt6768,

    You forgot the *peeling of the grapes*!!!!!

    Numps :roll: :roll:
    Sorry Nora, took it as a given as it's wimmins work :shock: :lol:

    Tony :))
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Better looking than Jude Law x:?: A physical impossibility x:!: x:!:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm with Mirabella..........any man suspected of having so-called 'flu' will be locked in the hall cupboard with a Nurse It Yourself kit.........nothing to do with me!

    Annie