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mellman01

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dreamdaisy

Oh dear, you got a bug? Keep warm and hydrated with lots of tea! DD

mellman01

Oh there you all are!, sorry it was so dead on here I fell asleep, typicle of me!.

joanlawson

It seems that there might be an epidemic of this terrible disease, so here is a list of the symptoms to watch out for. Hopefully, if the ladies recognise the symptoms early enough, they can nip it in the bud before it takes hold.

He cannot give you a concise breakdown of his symptoms and relies on 'it hurts everywhere'.
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His is a competitive ailment, so if you point out you suffered from the same thing but struggled through and recovered he responds: "Oh, but this is much worse."
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He retreats to bed or the sofa and appears nervous at the thought of moving, especially when the word 'work' is used or if the phrase "get it yourself" is used in anger.
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He may be found watching daytime programmes such as Jeremy Kyle or his favourite football DVD.
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Men suffering from man flu are often unable to carry out their normal chores. If challenged they may sigh heavily, look martyred and state: "I am ill you know".
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The patient may also pore over an A-Z guide to health problems or trawl medical sites on the internet, with a resulting rise in the number and severity of symptoms

Get well soon, Mell x:)

lupin15

Or just ignore them.....

barbara12

Awww Mel
You come round to ours...might has well look after two of you then one....yep my OH is suffering... x:roll: I shall do my wifely duties....no rehab.... I mean sitting down stairs listening to him moaning and pretending I cant hear him x:)
Barbara x

mirabella

as I am a cruel and heartless woman,I personally would put all man flu victims in the garden shed,with a sleeping bag,ahot water bottle,topped up at various hours,flask of something :!: packet of parcetomol,maybe some lemsip,feed them twice a day with soup.Let them out a week later x Mirabella

dreamdaisy

Afternoon mell, I hope those nasty, vicious man-flu symptoms are on the wane. DD

tjt6768

Mellman was last spotted being 'escorted' into a private ambulance by three sexy nurses in thigh high leather boots, they took him to the man-flu-clinic where he will be waited on hand and foot by several more gorgeous nurses in even tighter uniforms... They will bring him soup and an x-box with shooting games and driving games, what a proper bloke needs when seriously ill with this viscious disease.. They will hand feed him grapes and more importantly (wimmin folk take note now...) laugh at his jokes and tell him that he IS better looking than Brad Pitt or Jude Law, and he would be a great James Bond.
This shall last until the fever has broke and He feels well enough to leave, it is normal however, and also expected, for the fellow in question to feign illness for a little bit longer, someone has to keep them nurses in a job!!!

Tony )

numptynora

tjt6768,

You forgot the *peeling of the grapes*!!!!!

Numps :roll: :roll:

tjt6768

numptynora wrote:

tjt6768,

You forgot the *peeling of the grapes*!!!!!

Numps :roll: :roll:

Sorry Nora, took it as a given as it's wimmins work :shock:

Tony )

joanlawson

Better looking than Jude Law x:?: A physical impossibility x:!: x:!:

annie_mial

I'm with Mirabella..........any man suspected of having so-called 'flu' will be locked in the hall cupboard with a Nurse It Yourself kit.........nothing to do with me!

Annie