New Year Forum Cruise

tjt6768

Oooooh, gizza slice

tjt6768

Well ladies, now I have done my duties i will love you and leave you, alas i am in too much pain and can't get comfy, so congrats to the bride and groom, goodnight to you both, don't forget, your cabin IS NOT soundproof :???: :shock:
Goodnight Joan, I will catch you later, hope you've enjoyed the wedding

xxx

joanlawson

Is this the captain doing a Highland Fling :?:



Oh no, I think it's Tyrone jumping for joy in his new kilt :!:

tjt6768

I have never had a fling in my life, lol...

Right, I am off to my cabin, thankfully it's not nextdoor to the newlyweds :eek:

joanlawson

They've gone very quiet now :!: :oops: :oops: :oops:

joanlawson

Ahoy there, shipmates :!: :!:

Anyone seen Mr. and Mrs. Tyrone Smith yet today :?:

No, thought not :!: :!: :oops: :oops:

tjt6768

I did hear what I thought was... erm... Howling, coming from one of the cabins last night, not sure if it was theirs or not, didn't want to find out :shock: :shock:

PamieAFC1903

"YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN"

What time is it?

The wally fell asleep about 4am and forgot when he's drunk he snores like a chainsaw

joanlawson

The wally :?: :?: You haven't gone off him already, have you :?: :shock: :shock:

I thought you'd be full of the joys of Spring today, Pamie :!:

PamieAFC1903

I've called him a wally since day 1

Well I just no long had a nose bleed and think I'm about to have another after i just itched me nose

So the joys of Spring fecked right aff

joanlawson

Take things easy on the deck with your beloved, Pamie, and I hope that the nose-bleed has stopped.

PamieAFC1903

OMG!!!, I just got stuck on the floor. Ty had to pick me up LOL!!!!

barbara12

OMG...have I missed the wedding....well you could have waited...now what do I do with my dress :???: have they got the bridal suite :oops: Joan its our first wedding...right were are we today....then I can book my excursion

PamieAFC1903

Cap'n Tony!!!!

I need some leave

joanlawson

barbara12 wrote:

OMG...have I missed the wedding....well you could have waited...now what do I do with my dress :???: have they got the bridal suite :oops: Joan its our first wedding...right were are we today....then I can book my excursion

Sorry you missed the wedding, Barbara. It was late last night, and Jean123 and me were witnesses. Very exciting having our first on-board wedding :!: :!: Captain Tony did a brilliant job with the ceremony, and Pamie was a beautiful bride.

I think we're somewhere in the Seychelles now, so lots of sunshine and lovely beaches.

Joan

tjt6768

Hi all, we are definately in the seychelles, it's lovely and hot here, there is world class diving in the seas around here, I for one will be snorkelling on the reef tomorrow...

Pamie might be awol for a while, she's on her honeymoon..

Hope we are all well tonight?

joanlawson

Where has everyone gone :?: You don't think they've abandoned ship, do you :?:

Maybe the cruise is homeward bound now unless passengers want to continue.

Let me know

Joan

tjt6768

I think we are on the Marie Celeste Joan :???: :shock:

joanlawson

Yes, it seems like that, Tony. I'll leave it for a while, and then we'll come home if everyone has had enough cruising for the time being.

Joan

tjt6768

Well let me know when you think the time is right and I will steer us home

joanlawson

Thanks Captain. Homeward bound tomorrow unless anyone wants to visit somewhere in particular.

tjt6768

We can make one last stop in the morning Tinks, where would you like to go??

PamieAFC1903

how about you pick me n Ty up in Oz?

tjt6768

PamieAFC1903 wrote:

how about you pick me n Ty up in Oz?

Way things are I think we would fit the ship inland, it is so bad down there at the minute eh?

PamieAFC1903

I think its Queensland that's more affected than anywhere else. I have goten permission for you to dock in Sydney Harbour.