Tea and toast....??

robertls
robertls Member Posts: 2,304
edited 7. Jan 2011, 10:34 in Community Chit-chat archive
Or should it be toast and tea....

Been out all day.........working the dogs.....

Came home.......'did' the dogs.......

Came in house........

Errr........tea and toast sounds like a plan.....

Boiled water......put some in pot to warm it up.....

Tea bag.......

Bread in toaster.........

Came into sitting room, draw curtains.......

Switch laptop on.......

Funny smell coming from kitchen.......

Not toast.......something burning......

Into kitchen......toaster smouldering.....

Switched off.......looked inside.......

Funny black blob smoking away......

Thought I'd have a cup of tea and investigate later.....

Milk in cup...pour tea........like 'nats water'.....

Look inside tea pot......

Slice of bread in tea pot......

Teabag in toaster........

damn................

Fink me got it wrong somewhat.....
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear, I think we've all done something like that in our time! Unwrap a sweet, throw the sweet in the bin and eat the wrapper - that's one of my better efforts.

    One of my lads 'lost' a dwarf hamster, sweet little thing it was. The family hunted high and low, found no trace. They then settle down for breakfast, switched on the toaster and found . . . . . . He was very upset. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,304
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Oh dear, I think we've all done something like that in our time! Unwrap a sweet, throw the sweet in the bin and eat the wrapper - that's one of my better efforts.

    One of my lads 'lost' a dwarf hamster, sweet little thing it was. The family hunted high and low, found no trace. They then settle down for breakfast, switched on the toaster and found . . . . . . He was very upset. DD

    Mmmmmmmmm....toasted Hamster...

    Tastes just like chicken..
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  • joon51
    joon51 Member Posts: 221
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Rob you have given me something to smile about (or should I be worried). Just read your post to OH and son, Hubby looked at son that's her that is something your mum would do. Do you think is might be another symptom of arther lol :???: :???:

    Take Care June x
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well I put meat and veg in my slow cooker....and turned my oven on...so no tea :???:
    there are many more but I wont bore you... :smile:
    Barbara x
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    poor you :sad: never had toasted tea bags have had tea made with cold water forgotten toast and found it cold hours later . sure you got it under control now hugs val
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh barbara12! That is wonderful! I guess we all do things like that, yes? valval, I sympathise. 'Tis so easy to do. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I have heard of roasted coffee beans Rob but not toasted t-bags... :shock: :lol:
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  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    "If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done." :lol::lol:

    Well, that's my excuse, anyway :!: :lol::lol:
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  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Found my purse in the fridge, bananas in the bread bin, and had absolutely no idea where the bread was.

    Annie
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    Found my purse in the fridge, bananas in the bread bin, and had absolutely no idea where the bread was.

    Annie

    Ditto with the purse in the fridge, do that quite often. I was in the cupboard this morning, emptying out, looking for something, but by the time it was empty I had no idea what I wanted in the first place and still don't remember.

    Went to work once in my slippers, did a whole shift on the ward, bless, it's a shame for us.
    XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).

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