An open letter to my PA.

dreamdaisy

Dear PA

I won't bother enquiring after your health: I know you are in rude good form, I can feel you in my bones and on my skin. You are certainly in the ascendancy at the moment so I cannot, and will not, deny you that. I hope you are enjoying yourself whilst you can, because, my friend, it is not going to last.

Tonight (as you probably realise) I shall hit back with the humira - oh I can hear you laughing, chuckling with glee! Yes, yes, I know it is a puny little weapon without much punch, but tonight might be different. You see, I think it will be administered with a good dose of temper to wing it on its way and that will, I hope, give it the extra oooomph that it needs to send you reeling. I know it will not be the knock-out blow you so deserve, and you know that too, but I do think it should be enough to put you back into your little, sealed box, where you belong. You know how the Golden Snitch is stored? Yup, I have a very similar box for you.

You have had a fair few cracks at me over the past thirteen years and nine months, but you haven't won yet, have you? You have tried and tried and tried, but failed, and you will fail again. Have your fun whilst you can, but I will put you back in that box, I will seal it, and I won't let you out for a good long while. That is a promise - you will not ever, ever beat me. DD

williamlargs

Gaun yersel mate!!!

I know you will win

Kind Regards

nanarose

You go girl....show the PA who's the real boss!
x :green

elnafinn

Dear DD

I can most definitely see who the boss is here, YOU! You have got the upper hand over PA. Power to you!

Luv
Elna x

frogmorton

Well done you DD

I hope you have your PA quaking in his boots.....hah!!!

Humira! Humira!!


Go Go Go!!!!

Love

toni xx

barbara12

DD we all all behind you ...you give it a good beating before it goes in its box.....oh and an extra one from me...got me shaking never mind arthur :eek:
Barbara x

julie47

Yup DD thats told pa
Good on you
sending some nails too to hammer the box shut
Go DD Go (here i am stood up, yes stood, and rolling the hips and arms you know like they do)
juliepf x

Poppyg1rl

Well done DD! I really needed to hear an inspiring 'battle cry' Thankyou Poppy Xx

cherrybim

Yep you tell 'im girl

Last Thursday I had an uninvited visit from Arthur and his neice and nephews the Screwmatics. He said they'd come for afternoon tea, huh.

The undisciplined children wouldn't sit down and Alanannoy announced that his magic wand would produce a lovely big rash where I'd done my Cimzia injection earlier in the day. He was miffed when his wand had a power failure as I'd already taken antihistamines for the previous two days.

Percypainup, not to be outdone by his brother, proclaimed that he'd give my neck and shoulders real grief. A quick squirt with the Deep Heat stopped him in his tracks.

Then the little minx of the quartet, Ireneirritate said she was going to make my psoriasis grow and grow. I waved an industrial sized tub of E45 cream at her and told her to think again.

Bringing up the rear, Sidnosleep said he was going to make sure I stayed awake all night. Well, he wasn't, I'd got a few carefully stored Zopiclone and together with the trammies I'd be seeing dainty fairies not devilish demons during the dark hours.

Upon leaving they had the temerity to say that they'd be back with their mum and dad, Alfredagony and Mabelmisery Screwmatics. Oh no they won't. My arsenal might not be the state of the art but it can keep that dysfunctional family at bay for a while 8)

dreamdaisy

willliamlargs, dare I ask for a translation or would it be a step too far for AC? To everyone else, thank you for your suppport. This fat woman is close to falling off her very wobbly unicycle at the moment but I will hang on like grim death - well, not exactly, one doesn't 'hold on' to a unicycle, does one? The blasted P is on the sole of my right foot, so pedalling has become more painful than usual, (cue sarcastic typing) oh diddums DD, get over it! Cherrybim, your dysfunctional family has made me smile - wryly, I will admit, but it has raised a grin - thank you. Shall we head for the den? Bring yer furry coat, girl, you've pulled! DD

cherrybim

Yeah chick, peace...........let's head for the den

I'll bring me fur coat to keep us all warm, but me bong's got a puncture.

You got a puncture repair kit doll?

dreamdaisy

Will elastoplast do? DD

bertyboy

well done DD i can tell you wont be beat , love the attitude xx

Keren

DD, you are so talented on the wordsmithing front - ever thought of writing, or having a blog??

dreamdaisy

Why thank you, but no. Neither idea has ever occurred to me. DD

cherrybim

Well you should DD

Only way to beat adversity is to ............and you certainly do that, inspiration to everyone, so you be

('av you got the **** an' the booze for tonight's sojourn in the den?)

Cherry x

dreamdaisy

Yup. DD is kitted out, as per usual. Should give 'em both up, but really cannot be ar**d at the mo. What would I write about anyway, apart from arthritis? It's all I know now, and OK, it isn't a limited subject, as we all know, but it carntarf be a dull one.

ironic

Hi DD,

Well I hope the box is well sealed and buried deep by tonight. A drive out in Daisy must be on the cards.

Beep, beep,
Lv, Ix

skezier

Hi DD,

Good idea... if I did it mine would deleted just from the name its got

hoping you get a better day and leaving you a ((( ))) Cris xx

dreamdaisy

Well, it's Wednesday, which means the coup de grace will be shortly be administered. I am off to play nurse in the bathroom. It would be so much more fun if I had a hunky 'doctor' to help! DD

It's now 20 minutes or so later. All done, and what a world of difference it has made.

bertyboy

Glad youve been and sorted your self DD they should offer a dishy DR by perscription for all in need even if its only to stand on the side lines ,x

dreamdaisy

Now wouldn't that be wonderful? It would certainly cheer this girl up! DD

speedalong

Hi DD,

hope your secret weapon is helping you get the lid on the box.

Hunky doc on prescription ... now wouldn't that be fab.

Speedy

julie47

Hi dd
hope the lids on the box and nailed down tight, now... take it for a drive and chuck it out the window.
sleep well tonight
juliepf x

dreamdaisy

Oh I wish it was. I wish it was. If this was a footy score it would be PA 123,874,569,861,298, but DD nil.

julie47

oh dd
i am sorry thats a lot of pain.
blast blast blast (stamping my good leg here)
sending some vibes secret mix to help
try keep yer luvly chin up
take care
juliepf x